#lustiel

Title: Something Borrowed Author: sidewinder (@hawkland) Artist: LadyKnightSkye (@ladyknightskye) Rating: Teen Warnings: n/a Tags: Castiel is Jack Kline's parent, Alternative Season 12, Angel politics, Angelic grace pregnancy, Weddings Word count: 10,900 Featured characters: Castiel, Lucifer, Castiel's female vessel Featured relationships: Castiel/Lucifer, Castiel & Castiel's female vessel

Summary: In which sharing his vessel with Lucifer leads to unexpected complications for Castiel: namely, he's pregnant with the devil's child.

But their time together in the fight against Amara may have led to a deeper bonding and connection between the two angels than either would have expected possible. When Castiel's condition requires a temporary change of vessel, there's one thing he's going to need in order to make it happen:

A wedding to the co-parent.

"𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞... 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐮𝐭𝐬, 𝐈 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐒𝐚𝐦. 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲, '𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐧— 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒏, 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐬. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫'."

"𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒓."

Which Castiel are you?

Castiel 1.0

- great hair but not the smartest cookie

- everybody loves him

- got drunk once and the story keeps getting wilder

- precious

- bad grades but A for effort

Not-Castiel

- not sure why he’s here

- v. religious

- wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up

- salty

- just wants to go home

Bizarro Castiel

- found out about the 60s and never moved on

- everyone is worried about him

- cynical

- thinks everyone and everything is beautiful

- is probably high

Misha?

- thinks words like ”punk’d” and “rad” are “hip with the kids”

- cries easily

- tries too hard

- wears clothes under his clothes like superman

- good hair

God Complex

- “because I said so”

- the upgrade nobody wanted, like iOS8 or Windows 10

- thinks he’s better than you

- is probably actually better than you

- thinks he’s helping but is actually making a bigger mess

GoO-sTiEL

- ripped the heads off barbie dolls as a child

- fav song is the barney parody of “joy to the world”

- AlwAYs tExTS liKe tHiS OR IN ALL CAPS

- smiles a lot and nobody is sure why

- probably killed somebody and maybe ate them too

Castiel with a side of Nuts

- bees

- just wants to play party games and eat PB&J with his friends

- holding it together with dental floss and scotch tape

- no verbal filter whatsoever

- wants world peace and for every day to be pajama day

No-Shave-November Castiel

- bad at prioritizing

- loner

- contemplates life a lot

- low self-esteem

- just wants to do The Right Thing™

Steve from Gas ‘n Sip

- butterfingers

- works a minimum wage job with no benefits

- gives awkward high-fives

- stares at people

- can pull off Good Will Chic™

Daddy 

Totally Castiel (definitely not Lucifer)

- is either undressing you with his eyes or plotting your murder

- likes disco and tells dad jokes unironically

- gets sucked into addictive smartphone games easily

- c o n f i d e n t