#lureal

Oh, you mean you're not going to reblog that? What a pity...

"It has been the longest time since we talked, yes but-,"his face distorts in mocking dread as the nooks of his lips hang agape for a gasp."Forgetting someone as unforgettable as me and assuming my introduction would be this simple? Unbelievable."

Wow, guess who's turning 25-- It's been approximately 4 months since we celebrated my birthday with our legs tangled in bed and where I forced you into write me a long birthday letter which wasn't very sweet but I still treasure it with all my heart because it was the first time you expressed any sort of feelings for me, and so here I am to return it as well as to show you exactly how to write a cheese-filled letter. You already know how lousy I am with words and it's getting pretty late, so I'm actually putting 'I Wanna Be Yours' on repeat in hopes of getting anything decent out--

But before that, above is a card I drew for you with all my heart, I'm sure you can tell. I spent literally hours after afters trying to get each angle and color right. So let me just explain to you my meaningful drawing for a moment. I know my stunning artistic skills can be very overwhelming at the first glance so I'll just break it down ffor you part by part. Firstly, as you can see in the center of the picture, it's us on a lemon cake (not sure if you actually mentioned it's your favorite as a joke but oh well)! Pretty sure I don't have to mention who's who from the parts I drew so I'll just move on to say that the red filling between represents our blood merged together as a display of our unified soul and love for each other strawberry. And behind us, you can see 3 huge pink dildo-looking candles; each representing me, Jongin Jr and you, respectively. Above, you can see an arch of sorts. While most people use brass ones shaped into hearts or flowers for their wedding, I'm sure you know what fits us the most--our blood, and that's what it is. So that's about it for my art interpretation, now let's move on to a bunch of feelings for you I pulled out from my butt heart.

Alright, even though it's your birthday, don't think I'm gonna show you any form of mercy because I'd just like to say that it's already been so long but you still haven't gotten rid of that zit on your chin-- Heh, don't kill me. I'm just kidding, you know how much I love that perfect face of yours, with that perfect nose and perfect jawline. I know you're just going to deny this but everything about you is perfect--every single little imperfections of yours is what makes you so goddamn perfect to me. I just want you to know that I treasure every bit of you and I'm so happy that we've come this far. I feel like the luckiest man alive for having you, so thank you for letting me stay by your side all this time even though I've been such a brat even though you're not obliged to put up with my shit. It has been the best 4 months of my life and I wish for it to continue until we're old and divorced and distressed while fighting for our child's custody in court--