(( re: black eye, for the lot of us )) Lungbarrow: [gets a bag of frozen peas, throws peas at the Doctor one by one until the irritation level is high enough for an explanation] King: [invents a wide variety of new threats against whomever dared to hit the Doctor, including creative uses for inanimate objects that may have caused the wound] Troy: [super sighs, rolls eyes, finds a spiffy pair of sunglasses to hide it] (( [is going to bed but wanted to do the thing first because the thing] ))
For Lungbarrow:
[Picks up all the peas and chucks them right back] Stop. Throwing. Peas. At. Me.
King:
Look...it's not entirely that bad. I've had a lot worse wounds, you know that better than anyone. And it will be healed within a couple of days. Longer than I would like for it to be but y'know.
...Can you get me an ice pack at least, please?
Troy:
[Puts on the sunglasses] You know, most would actually get an ice pack or something but I like the creative approach.
