#lunacrowe

So in my ideal Everybody Lives Headcanon

Ignis is boyfriend with Gladio who’s also boyfriend with Prompto who’s also boyfriend with Noctis whose soulmate is Luna who’s marrying Nyx who’s still freaking out about it

Ignis has forbidden Gladio to talk about anything sexual regarding Prompto, which too bad because Prompto would totally be down for a threesome, literally, but Ignis Has Seen Too Much when Prompto and Noct where teenagers, and he loves them dearly but. No.

Gladio and Noctis did try the threesome thing for Prompto’s birthday, but it was weird and awkward, and if it really has to happen again, it would also be for Prompto’s birthday, and they silently agreed they would never talk about it, and also try and not touch each other too much

Noctis and Luna discovered their relationship is essentially platonic; Noctis is still not over the humiliation, and Prompto isn’t over the disappointment, because he sooooo would have been down for that threesome too, and it just doesn’t work without Noct, because everything about Prompto and Luna is about their love for Noctis

At some point, Crowe and Luna would probably become the cutest girlfriends ever, and then Luna and Prompto would commiserate about significant others who are not into each other

Aranea can totally become Ignis’ girlfriend if she wants, and I’m pretty sure Crowe and her would connect, and Luna would get *that* threesome, at least

Libertus just doesn’t want to know, well at least until Nyx gets over himself, but there are nearly not enough degrees of separation between Crowe and Libertus for it to be worth getting into Nyx’ pants. Libertus tries very hard not to think that his boyfriend’s wife’s girlfriend is his adopted little sister

Cindy my girl is still the most confusing aroace around, which is basically canon anyway

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(Explicit)

They’ve tried it so many ways, but it always seems to come back to this — Crowe on top, Luna giving in beneath her. The Oracle the public sees is elegant and dignified; it’s so sweet to make her unravel between the sheets.

A phone call from Lunafreya during a spar with one of the Glaives turns into impromptu phone sex; it isn’t long before Crowe shows up at the Oracle’s door to give her a more hands-on treatment.

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