Jan 31
i loveee middle coded accident phrases . like toddler words like "did oopsies" or "went pottypants" are cute and all but once you're old enough that no one else is required to keep spare clothes at school there's a much more universal shame in how you talk about it
"i went to the bathroom in my pants.."
"i think i sorta peed the bed"
"i didn't make it in time..."
"i can't hold it anymore!"
"i pooped in my underwear.."
"i went number one on myself"
"it just... came out!"
yeah
honorable mention to crying and gasping "oh no! oh no!" when you realize you're going in your pants
