VA: I'm sending your email to Brandon, which email do you want me to use? Berkeley?
Austin: Berkeley or Cornell. Whichever will impress him more.
VA: Well, he went to Columbia
Austin: Cornell then
VA: (looks at Brenna) what a f*cking @sshole!
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VA: I'm sending your email to Brandon, which email do you want me to use? Berkeley?
Austin: Berkeley or Cornell. Whichever will impress him more.
VA: Well, he went to Columbia
Austin: Cornell then
VA: (looks at Brenna) what a f*cking @sshole!

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Walk before you run
[little star got sick, and then ben got sick]
Austin: Oh man, tell Ben Celes is so sorry
Austin: Unless Ben gave it to her... In which case when she learns to walk he better run!
Dirtbag broke into my car
VA: What a toolbag. Who breaks into a person's car and steals colored sunglasses and an eleven year old GPS? Also, homeboy needs to take a shower because he's smelly.
Austin: Maybe it was a homeless person who broke into your car cuz he wanted a place to warm up from those cold LA nights
VA: This is LA, it doesn't get cold
Austin: Maybe he was seeking shelter from a rainstorm
VA: This is still LA, it doesn't rain
Austin: I got nothing, he's a jerk