#luis x patrick

dude had his dick OUT at that moment and was busy tucking it back into his pants so he could chase after patrick, who'd just bolted out of the bathroom

which means when he asked "where are you going?" he was fully planning to do something Dick-Related (to put it delicately). but patrick ran off (which luis probably read as him being shy, which only made him seem more endearing and adorable), so luis had to hurry up, get his dick squared away, and run after him

like — if patrick were just some random hookup he was using for a cheap thrill, luis wouldn't go to the trouble of properly tucking his dick back in just to chase him down. so it really hit me that luis is genuinely, head-over-heels in love with patrick

and honestly, if you reframe that moment he carefully stows his dick away as

a few desperate seconds of him scrambling to claw his way back from beast (instinct) to lovesick gentleman (decorum)

— the comedy of the whole scene jumps up a whole level. thank you mary harron

AND THEN — the way that "lust-on-full-display" beat flows right into the 🤙😘 scene after... the AUDACITY of these two pulling shoujo-manga-tier mind games on each other... so good. so SO good........ wait did he actually wash his hands tho

(this is a Serious Analysis i swear. sincerely, dick.)

edit: this was originally written in japanese — original text under the cut for anyone interested 🇯🇵

何回もイエールクラブの例のシーン見てるんですけど、パトリックの発言の「ビデオを返しに行く」の後にルイスが頭を下に向けてる動作をしている理由がわかりました

彼はあの時フルチンで、トイレの外に逃げたパトリックを追いかけるためにチンチンをパンツの中に閉まってたんだね

つまりあのとき「どこに行くの？」って質問したのはちんちんにまつわるなにか（婉曲表現）をする気満々で

でもパトリックが逃げちゃった（ルイスにはそれが照れてるようにみえて余計にいじらしくて可愛く見えてるんだろうな）ので、急いでちゃんとチンチン閉まって追いかけた

もしその場限りの適当な快楽目的相手なら急いでチンチンをちゃんと閉まってまで追いかけないだろうから、ルイスって本当にパトリックに惚れてるんだなあと思った

ルイスが自分の股間をちゃんと仕舞い込んだあの瞬間は、獣（本能）から、恋する紳士（社会性）へ戻ろうとした悪あがきの数秒だったと考えると、あのシーンの滑稽さが増して面白いですね、サンキュー監督

んで、そんな欲望丸出しのシーンから例の🤙😘のシーンにつながるの良いよね……少女漫画みたいな駆け引きしやがって……本当に良いよ……いやでもちゃんと手洗ったのか気になるな