This is a shit post, I'm making that clear ahead of time.
I saw an ad claiming that "I too could unlock the secret to losing 140 pounds".
And my first thought was.... If I lost 140lbs I'd be very dead.
Which immediately segwayed to.... If I lost 140lbs, I'd travel back in time to before I was even born and my mother would lose 40lbs.
....
Look I can't imagine how horrible weight-loss ads are to most people, but to someone like me, they actually surpass ludicrous sometimes.









