#luckyshitposts

I saw a post a WHILE ago that talked about the idea of their favorite characters meeting their parents, and I was procrastinating on work really bored so I decided to do a spin-off of that!! why not?

CW: crack, spoilers for: kenshin's route, ikerev prologue, and some of jonah's route, long post,

I am still a beginner writer so characters may be inaccurate/ooc! constructive feedback and reblogs help <3

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Chevalier (Ikemen Prince)

-I would have to tell him to tone down the ice prince behaviour. how are you almost 30 and still calling yourself "the brutal beast" 😭

-he's really smart so we won't have an issue with that

-we don't have a lot of common interests though

-the "show me your worth" and "when someone is no longer of use, that's that" is a major turn-off

-he's so tall?? +1 for that

final rating: 3.5/10 okay guy with questionable morals, i wouldn't date him

William (Ikemen Villians)

-again, really tall

-we won't have many issues, this man knows how to talk to people

-he can play piano too?! +2

-decent guy overall, so higher than chev

-final rating: 6/10 we could be friends, but he's not my type

Harrison (Ikemen Villians)

-I don't even have to mention the height, do I...

-the "am i lying or am I telling the truth?" thing would probably get old fast

-but he is the most normal (i mean, as normal as you can get in ikevil) out of all the boys

-he is pretty fun so the lying part doesn't matter

-final rating: 8/10 good partner

Vincent (Ikemen vampire)

-he deserves the world.

-I love sunflowers and you're telling me you PAINT THEM??

-he's friendly and a good person so we would get along fine

-that said he also doesn't have many strong opinions so that would be a bit frustrating and I also cant draw for the life of me

-brush is now my child. no he doesn't get a say in this.

-vincent can be mischevious sometimes though iirc so that's good

-final rating: 5/10 could be friends, but not really good friends

Kenshin (Ikemen Sengoku)

-i'm starting to notice a pattern in this list with the blondies with lore...

-i don't know how we'd even get close in the first place, considering I don't like conflict (and this man loves fighting)

-but he's considerate of MC's emotions in several routes so that's good

-YOU HAVE BUNNIES?? MULTIPLE OF THEM?? marry me rn /j

-he also doesn't seem like the person to like loud people but then again he lives with Yuki and Shingen (and they're chaotic in and of themselves)

-one thing i would definitely have an issue with is when he tries to keep the MC "all to himself" by KIDNAPPING HER. oh absolutely not.

-final rating: 3/10 potentially friends, but would NOT date him

Hideyoshi (Ikemen Sengoku)

-don't like the hostility towards MC in the beginning stages but he gets better towards her so it's fine

-i don't know how i feel about his many female admirers

-he's really kind though and pays attention to details (which I do not) so that's a plus

-i can respect his dedication to nobunaga

-the fact he has a MONKEY as a pet is adorable.

-he's also very justice-aligned, so thats also a plus

-don't really have much to say other than he's a good guy 👍

-final rating 6/10 we could be friends :)

Jonah (Ikemen Revolution)

-i'm sorry trying to arrest the MC as soon as she falls into Cradle is a big no

-he can be super nice but at the same time super insensitive to other people and I don't think I can get past that

-also not a big fan of expensive gifts, especially when we just met

-he likes sweets though and so do I so he at least has one redeeming quality

-not much other things to say here.

-final rating 2/10 i don't see how we would even click in the first place

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gonna end it off here cause i wanna get it out of my drafts and also to avoid it getting too long

but anyways thanks for reading! if you decide to try this please tag me I wanna read it!

did I know that among us is dead? yes. did I decide to do this anyway? also yes. this is my contribution to the Ikemen community for today. I hope you all like it!

I would love to see your ikevil ocs playing among us with crown, what do you think it would be like?

Was originally planning to do everyone, but this has been sitting in my drafts for forever so decided to post it

I am still a beginner writer so my work may not be the best and characters may be ooc! constructive criticism and reblogs help <3

genre: crack. pure crack. but you can clearly see my favourite

TW: mentions of death in game

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generally I think they’d all be pretty good considering they kill ppl irl too, but here are specific headcanons!

William:

you can NEVER tell when this man is imp or not. when he’s accused/voted out he just laughs.

Always watches people do visual tasks

when he is imposter, he would probably use sabotage relentlessly to get everyone distracted and then kill someone. Would probably kill in comms because almost nobody goes there

Uses vents when necessary, but prefers to walk to his locations to avoid suspicion

probably likes to see everyone scrambling to fix his sabotages.

when he’s crewmate, it’s somewhat hard to sneak up on him but he can be killed. Likes to fool around in the ghost chat

pairs with victor (unsurprisingly) all the time, but works well with everyone else too

Liam

Makes a decent effort not to reveal himself as imposter but admits it when he’s backed into a corner

when he gets imposter, he kills people so damn fast- uses sabotages as he needs it, but probably uses o2 sabotage or comms sabotage the most

mainly uses vents to get around

As a crewmate, ALWAYS knows when someone is sneaking up on him.

forgets about his tasks sometimes but does them when he remembers

probably does his elec tasks last

pairs with Harry (unsurprisingly) but also likes to pair with William and Alfons.

Harrison

AMAZING at imposter. Lies so fluently sometimes even Alfons and will can’t tell when he’s lying.

mainly uses emergency meetings and dead body reports to kick people off the ship but kills people too

again, uses sabotage when necessary. Uses comms sabotage and reactor sabotage the most

uses vents to get around, not as good as liam when it comes to sensing someone behind you but still pretty good. Knows when someone’s in the room, or in a neighbouring room

As crewmate, he does his tasks as quick as he can and can make accurate guesses as to who is the imposter.

Likes to pair with Liam, Ellis and Will but doesn’t like to pair with Victor.

Elbert

Probably took him a while to get the controls

doesn’t talk much as crewmate or imposter, only when he’s questioned directly

As imposter, he uses kills and o2 sabotage to win. he uses sabotage a lot to again, distract everyone while he’s plotting something

directs the blame onto someone else usually

as crewmate, does his elec tasks second or third, doesn’t really get why elec is such a hotspot for imposters but uses it anyway when he is

forgets about some of his tasks but when he’s done he just kinda. stands in one place unless there’s a sabotage

Usually pairs with Alfons or alone, but sometimes he likes to pair with William as well

Alfons I had no idea for him I’m sorry

Decently good at both imposter and crewmate. Although better at imposter

probably places bets on the outcome of the game

as imposter, he sabotages a lot and uses the admin map to win(like if everyone’s on one side of the map, he’ll sabotage something on the other side of the map)

if he wants to finish the game quickly though, he’ll kill people more. probably self reports but kills someone, runs away from the body, then runs back and reports it

one of those annoying types that doesn’t do their tasks unless told to

definitely uses vents primarily to get around

usually kills when people are doing the upload and download task

watches people do visual tasks if he’s in the mood

Usually pairs with Elbert or alone, but likes to pair with Liam sometimes. Doesn’t like to pair with roger.

Roger

Equally good at both, but better at crewmate

as an imposter, he mainly kills people and uses sabotages. he mainly uses o2 sabotage.

like will, prefers to walk to his locations but uses vents when he wants to.

probably likes to see people squirming when they’re wrongfully accused

does his electrical tasks first to avoid getting killed

does his tasks quickly and reminds everyone to do theirs

Usually goes alone, but likes to pair with Ellis if he agrees. Wants to pair with Alfons but he never agrees

Jude

Doesn’t like crewmate, but does it when he gets it. Alright at imposter

denies being imposter to the end

usually intimidates someone into a corner, either to wrongfully accuse them (when he’s the imposter) or to get them to admit their guilt. Jude believes in guilty until proven innocent and does not trust anyone.

does his tasks sometimes, but focused mainly on outing the imposter

when he’s imposter, he uses a combination of venting and walking.

likes the lights sabotage and the reactor sabotage the best.

(might have alr been done before. based off of a conversation I had with my sister.)

Crowley, about to get m*rdered by Yuu: Wait, Yuu! Violence is never the answer!

heavily inspired by @superhamwriting’s post of whether or not the twst boys would let them lick their face. Go check that out here!! AN: it’s not really biting, it’s more like latching onto the victim someone I like (friends) and using my teeth to make sure my mouth doesn’t slide off their shoulder

Riddle: Confused at first. Would probably off my head, but gets used to it. Would not let me do it in public.  Ace: probably. When he gets used to it probably still weirded out Deuce: maybe. Like his lover, Ace, weirded out by it

Trey: doesn’t even question it.  Cater: Yep.  Leona: Nope. Would probably growl at me like “tf you doing herbivore??”

Ruggie: NOPE. He’d be like “Dude what??”

Jack: probably not.  Azul: No.

Jade: Maybe?

Floyd: ABSOLUTELY.

Kalim: Yep! Probably gets into the habit of doing it and pisses Jamil off

Jamil: No. I would get the side eye from him.  Vil: do I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A DEATH WISH

Rook: Probably. I guess since it’s out of love he’d let me?

Epel: Maybe one or two times but it makes him feel weirded out 

Idia: Nope. One step near him and mans running like he forgot to walk his fish.

Ortho: I guess?? I probably wouldn’t bite him because I don’t wanna crack my teeth on his metal suit-

Malleus: YES. poor mans don’t know much about people so he thinks that this is a way humans show affection 

Sebek: Nope.

Silver: doesn’t really mind

Lilia: absolutely! It’s kind of weird but whatever!