#luckydcvil

to begin with: i will never love anything more than remy lebeau ( also known as wanda’s husband lets be real ). and even more your portrayal of him !!!

                      SHE DOESN’T MAKE a habit of jumping into cabs with strangers, but when the uptown traffic is this bad it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. He doesn’t look like a Gothamite, though his eyes are drawn and the half smile that crosses his face seems weary. They have that in common at least.

                     ❛ I hope you don’t mind, I really need to get across town —-  ❜

     She’s not sure why she woke up this way, and she’s not sure how she also hasn’t managed to set off two-thirds of her traps in her home. It’s a dangerous place for a little animal, and her reflexes are stilted by her currently feline nature. Who knew that she’d jump two feet in the air when the heating came on?

     Irritated, she ditches being at home, but she heads over to a very different cat-friendly apartment. It’s hard not to be distracted by all the sights and smells around her, but she knows that Remy will welcome her with open arms, and she’ll be fed there too. It’s suprisingly difficult to open things without opposable thumbs.

meme: Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours (excessive commentary provided by yours truly)

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them (might also close it in his face to annoy him) | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone (if it’s an emergency, since she’s a secretive little brat) | smile at them when passing in the streets (or stick out her tongue) | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar (hey I hear you like pussies... I mean...) | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money (she’ll buy you stuff though) | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food (gotta say they’re at least an 8 though!) | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night (but won’t the cats get lonely?) | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up (I’m taking you to a cat cafe, and then out drinking) | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them (YES PLEASE) | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet (omg no don’t lose the kitties!) | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them (might pass out on him though) | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them (as long as you weren’t stealing something dangerous again) | take their side in a break up (maybe?) | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding (she’s not sure she deserves that role) | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex (weirdly she’s reacting more favorably to this idea than the alternative) | rough sex (though the alternative is always open as an option) | experiment | handcuffs (let’s not pretend that they’re not gonna do the whole cop play thing if they have sex lmao, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST MR. LEBEAU) | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial (delay, at least, not complete denial, because she’s a tease) | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses (domestic morning untangling themselves to go feed the cats kisses) | hang out without sex | hide their relationship (but not because it’s him, just because that’s her personality and she doesn’t want the fact that she’s in one used against her) | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you” (maybe a long way down the road)

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates (nah, that’s your job if you want it) | pay for dates (sometimes) | make them pay for dates(sometimes) | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights (with the cats) | cuddle in front of the tv (WITH THE CATS) | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big / expensive / elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them (????) | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often (n/a unless it’s the X-Men in which case maybe sometimes) | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt (as long as it’s not too serious) | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them (and then ask them about it later) | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day (asshole, I like your cats better than you) | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates (for sheer hilarity) | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot / loser / dork / nerd affectionately

Enemy:

KNIFE EMOJI

WOW JUST KILL ME WHY DONT U