La Petite Mort
Word count: 2.1K
Pairing: Dean X Reader AU
Warnings: None, just fluff, humour and implied sex ;)
Series Summary: The reader has just shifted to a new flat and boy, someone on the floor has a really banging sex life! The passionate moans have been keeping her up for several nights in row and enough is enough! Reader has her suspicions, but is it really the green-eyed hottie from room no. 307? Â
A/N: Itâs a neighbours!AU. Iâm finally writing one. So excited to share it with you guys. Hope yâall like it! <3
Beta: The best babe, @deanssweetheart23âââââ
Everything was fine till the banging started. Pun very much intended.
The shift had been smooth, the job was going great and life was finally on track. You had slid under the covers with the most satisfied smile in years only to be woken up to a lady very, very, very happy with her life.
Oh yeah⌠oh yeah⌠ahhh right there⌠oh fuck yeahâŚ
You sat up right in your bed, eyes wide, face hot.
Third night in a row. Third fucking night. Literally.
What in the good heavens? The landlady might have mentioned this while renting out the flat!
Shoving the pillow over your ears, you fell back onto the mattress, closing your eyes shut very tightly. Eventually sleep overtook you and you lapsed into lousy dreams of trying to catch the taxi which kept evading you. Not a metaphor for your sex life at all. Nope.
The disturbed sleep didnât help your mood the following day. Everyone at the office thought of you as a happy-go lucky person. Lately, they were seeing this whole new dark side of you. Sleep was essential to your functioning.Â
In the evening, on your way back, you stopped by the coffee shop downstairs to pick up a brownie. It was a little place; busy yet quaint. The barista, Charlie, made two hearts in your coffee instead of one. That put the biggest smile on your face.Â
At least, the day was ending on a high note.
Your newly rented flat was on the third floor of a very complicated building. One staircase did not directly lead into another. An entire hallway had to be crossed to get to it. The design probably broke a hundred different by laws and someone was definitely paid off in the city civil office to get a construction permit. You did not want to imagine how the people would fare in case of a fire emergency. Learning the escape plan was like memorising the map of a treasure hunt. You escape, you win. You lose⌠whoops! Better luck in next life. But the rent was cheap and you were already living all the clichÊs of a struggling writer- one incomplete book, a job at a publishing house and addiction to coffee. So, yes, you would brave fire when it came to being able to afford a living.
Struggling with the brownie package and the coffee in your hand you jammed the key into the door. It didnât go in.Â
What the hell?
You tried again, and once more the key got jammed. On a closer look, you realised that the lock didnât resemble yours at all. Stepping back, you peered at the door. 307. Not 306- which was yours.
The floor design was insane and instead of the flats being lined up next to each other, they were all fronting one another in a haphazard fashion. Shaking your head, you took a step back and jammed the key into the lock of your own flat.
Jesus! Youâre losing it, Y/N.
Shirking off the mild irritation, you cooked yourself a hot cup of instant noodles, put on your favourite TV show and slinked into your couch. Tonightâs episode was going to reveal who the murderer was and you had been dying for the suspense to finally end.Â
Just when the protagonist was about to point a gun at the killer in the shadowsâŚ
Oh my God... youâre incredible⌠aahhhh⌠ahhhh⌠ahhhâŚ
You completely abandoned the TV and jumped up from the sofa. The fire hazard might still be worth it, but the thin walls so werenât.
On tiptoes, you made your way to the east side wall, putting your ear against it. The noise wasnât coming from upstairs. That was the only sure thing. But it was impossible to pinpoint the direction. The moans were reverberating through the walls. So loudly that there was no escaping it. Not in the bedroom, the kitchen or the living room sofa.Â
Of all of them, the east wall seemed like the culprit.Â
Right there⌠yeahâŚ
307. Whoever it was in that room needed to calm the FUCK down. You grabbed your blanket and dragged it to the end of the living room, fuming. What ticked you off was how much this was ticking you off.
Itâs sleep you told yourself. The lack of sleep was the only thing making you mad. The sex noises couldnât be it. Because there were other noises- a dog barked somewhere occasionally, one of the rooms had a very loud stereo and someone was too much into baking- the beater was ceaseless. No, it had to be the timing and your wrecked sleep schedule.
Just like the nights before, you covered your ears and started reciting the story of the manuscript you had been reading at work. Eventually, sleep overtook you again.
The next morning you woke up in a crappier mood. If that was even possible.
Breathing down on anything and everything, you locked the door on your way out for work. Turning into the corridor, you ran into a wall of solid flesh.Â
In your groggy, sleep deprived state, the first thing you noticed was the way he smelled- leather and whiskey and something headier than that. It was divine. Next, you looked up into those eyes- stunning green, like sparkling water running over jade.
âEasy there, sweetheart!â The guy smirked.Â
You straightened yourself and took a step back. In front of you stood the most handsome guy you had ever seen. He was tall, with dirty blond hair, almost brown, and those stunning eyes.Â
âIâm so sorry,â you muttered, trying to collect your scattered thoughts. You had one of those dumb faces that gave away every damn thought crossing through your brain, so obviously you tried your best not to meet his gaze. Which was a shame really. That face demanded to be ogled at. Let alone the body that followed.
âNo, no⌠I didnât mind at all.âÂ
You saw him reach out to the door of 307.
âYouâre the one who lives there?â You asked through gritted teeth.Â
He raised an eyebrow. âSure. You want a tour?â
Uhgg the best looking guy and he has to be such a douche!
Slipping past him, you stomped off towards the stairs. This too-good-looking-for-the-world asshat had been ruining your nights and in turn your life.Â
You knew it was wrong to be mad at him without, at least, talking about the issue first. A polite conversation explaining your situation wouldnât be the worst thing in the world now, would it? But how does one start a conversation pertaining to that? After all, he wasnât exactly the one making the noise. What would you say?
So, hey would you mind pleasuring your girlfriend a little less?Â
Or better. Ever heard of a ball gag?
Mere thought of it made you shudder.
The work day was spent trying to shove your neighbour's stupidly handsome face out of your mind. It didnât help that your mother kept calling, repeatedly. You knew what she had to say. How you should have taken that bigger job at Royalâs publishing. How the writing career might never take off. How you really should get a boyfriend now, or youâll be the only unmarried cousin in the family.
Usually you could entertain your mother with well-timed hmms and ahhs. Today wasnât that day.
Bone-tired and absentminded, you jammed the key in the keyhole in the evening, only for it to get stuck again. You looked up at the door. 307.
Well, shit!
Putting both your hands into it, you yanked the key with all your might, just as the door opened. There he stood, with his crooked smirk, dimples digging in, wearing nothing but a thin cotton t-shirt and sweatpants that hung all too low on those hips.
âYou donât need to break into my house. I already offered a tour.â Of course, god gave him an irresistible voice. Cause at this point, why not?
âSorry,â you muttered, looking anywhere but at him. âI keep getting the wrong door. This oneâs mine.â
âOh, so youâre the one in 306!â You could feel his smirk more than see it. âLooks like youâre having a good olâ time in there.â
âExcuse me?â
The guy raised scratched the back of his neck, face apologetic. âYou might⌠ya know⌠just keep the voice down in there?â
The audacity of this guy!
âRich of you to ask anyone to keep it down!â You hissed. âWhy donât you tell your girlfriend to keep it low?âÂ
With that, you shut your door in his surprised face. The worst part was, after bumping into him in the morning, your mind was producing distinct images of him in the bed, doing things to a woman. You had tried your best not to let them make a home in your head. But like a stickly tenant, they refused to evacuate. No wonder it was hard to look him in those brilliant, brilliant green eyes. The guy was hot! There was no denying that. You werenât even willing to accept to yourself just how much time you had put into imagining him naked.
If anything, the denial mixed with your pre-existing irritation and sleep deprivation had you ready tonight.Â
So the moment the enamoured voice started begging, you hopped out of your chair. You had every intention of yelling yourself hoarse at the delectable resident next door, but the moment you stepped into the corridor, you came face to face with the very man.Â
He was- thankfully, completely clothed- looking a bit harassed, himself.
aahhhh⌠ahhhh⌠ahhh⌠right there...
Your head whipped up to the suspected direction of the voice, and back at him. âWait, you arenât⌠itâs not...?â
His face mirrored your expression of surprise and then he burst out laughing. âLooks like weâve both been played.â
âNot intentionally,â you said, peering at the adjacent doors, mostly to not look at him. âWhere do you think itâs coming from?â
He shot a glance at the door opposite to his. âIf itâs not you, my best guess is that guy over there. I mean, if you ask me, Nick over there doesnât look the type to make a woman that happy⌠but what do I know?â
âYou shouldnât make assumptions about people,â you said, taking a tentative step towards the said door.
Mr. hot guy smartpants laughed. âOh, trust me. Heâs the douchiest douche youâll ever meet. Guy like that? Definitely selfish in bed.â
You frowned at him.
âHe asks women in the street to smile more,â hot guy explained.
âUhhgg⌠yeah youâre right. Itâs definitely not him.â
Hot guy pointed his fingers at the rest of the doors. âThat oneâs rented by three guys. I donât think itâs them. Mrs. Hendrickson over there works night shifts. I have no clue who lives in there,â he pointed to the last door, directly in front of you.
Goodness youâre amazing...
âYes, lady, we already know!â He called out.
You couldnât help the giggle that burst through your lips.
His eyes softened. âDean Winchester,â he said, offering his hand.
âY/N. Y/N Y/L/N,â you said, taking his. He had a firm grip. A very funny sensation gripped your stomach. Like a flutter. Nervousness?Â
âItâs great to meet you, Y/N.â He smirked. âI sure wish the circumstances were better.â
You bit your lip. âListen, Iâm sorry for the comment about your girlfriend. I was just mad about, you know... â
âDonât worry about it. My non-existent girlfriend is very cool. She took no offense.â
You snorted.
âI was dead serious about the house tour,â He winked. âI can promise great coffee.â
âSure, sometime soon.â
He shot a look at the door with the unknown occupants again. âI hate to leave this here, but I think we should get whatever kind of shuteye we can while theyâre quiet over there, huh?â
âOh, yeah!â You hurried back to your flat. âNight, Dean.â
He gave you his crooked grin again, just a hint of mischief. âNight, Y/N.â
You knew it wasnât him now, and he was right about making the most of the quiet and fucking off to sleep, and yet, each time you closed your eyes, your mind decided to replay your imaginations for you. With a start, you sat up in your bed, a thought occurring to you like a hit on the head- If you had been thinking about him that way? Had he been imagining you as well?
Blood rushed to your face at the very idea. Though a tiny part of you begged for the answer- would it be such a bad thing if he had?
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