A/N: sorry on the wait for this, hope you like it!!

MDNI 18+

warnings: smut, dom vern, fingering, rough sex, p in v, unprotected sex, cream pie

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

The front door had barely clicked shut before Vern was on you.

“Been hard since the appetizers” he growled against your neck, hands already roaming. One slid down to grip your ass through the slinky dress you’d worn just to torture him, the other braced against the wall beside your head. “You knew what you were doing, didn’t you? Leaning forward so I could see straight down that neckline. Crossing your legs slow under the table like a goddamn tease”

You smiled, sweet and innocent, even as heat flooded your core. “I just wanted to look nice for our date”

“Bullshit” He spun you around and marched you down the hall toward the bedroom, barely letting your feet touch the floor. The moment you crossed the threshold he kicked the door shut and shoved you toward the bed.

You landed on your back with a bounce, dress riding up your thighs. Vern loomed over you, eyes dark with hunger. His tie was already half undone, shirt unbuttoned at the collar. He looked wild.

“Too fucking pretty tonight” he muttered, crawling over you. His mouth crashed into yours, messy and demanding, tongue fucking past your lips while his hands yanked the straps of your dress down your shoulders. The fabric tore a little at the seam - he didn’t care. He palmed your tits roughly, thumbs flicking over your nipples until they were stiff and aching.

“Vern-” you gasped when he broke the kiss to bite down your throat.

“Gonna fuck you nasty, baby. Just like you deserve for teasing me all night”

He didn’t bother pulling your dress all the way off. He shoved it up around your waist, ripped your lace panties down your legs, and spread your thighs wide. Two thick fingers plunged into your soaked pussy without warning, curling hard.

“Fuck, listen to that” he groaned, pumping them fast. The obscene wet squelching filled the room, “Dripping for me already. Such a greedy little cunt”

You moaned loudly, hips rocking up to meet his hand. He added a third finger, stretching you open while his thumb rubbed harsh circles over your swollen clit. Your back arched, hands fisting the sheets.

He pulled his fingers out suddenly, making you whine at the emptiness. Then he was flipping you over onto your stomach, yanking your hips up so your ass was in the air. The sound of his belt and zipper was quick and frantic.

No more teasing.

He lined up and slammed into you in one brutal thrust, burying his thick cock to the hilt. You cried out into the mattress, the stretch burning so good.

“Shit..yes-” Vern groaned, gripping your hips hard enough to leave marks. He set a punishing pace immediately, hips snapping forward, balls slapping against you with every deep stroke. “Take it. Take every fucking inch”

The bed creaked violently. He fucked you like he was trying to ruin you - fast, deep, and filthy. One hand fisted in your hair, pulling your head back so he could growl right in your ear.

“This what you wanted when you kept brushing your foot up my leg under the table? Wanted me to bring you home and wreck this pretty pussy?”

“Yes-fuck, Vern, harder-”

He obliged. He pounded into you mercilessly, the wet slap of skin on skin echoing. His free hand reached around to rub your clit again, rough and fast. You were shaking, pleasure coiling tight in your belly.

“Come on, baby. Scream for me” he snarled, angling his hips to hit that perfect spot inside you over and over, “Want the neighbours to know who this cunt belongs to”

You shattered hard, pussy clamping down around his cock as you came with a loud, broken moan. Vern cursed, thrusts turning erratic and desperate before he buried himself deep and came with a groan, flooding you with hot, thick spurts.

He stayed inside you for a long moment, both of you panting. Then he pulled out slowly, watching his cum drip down your thighs with a satisfied hum.

He flipped you onto your back again, kissing you deep and lazy this time, hands gentling as they stroked over your sides.

“Fuck, I love you all dolled up” he murmured against your lips, a wicked little smirk forming. “But I love you even more when you’re ruined and full of my cum”

You laughed breathlessly and pulled him down for another kiss.

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fuck these ads bro i just want richard

IM SO EXCITEDDDDD

a lowlifes production ? really ?

OH MY GOOODNESS we not wasting no times with these murders

ooh fun music

AYYYYYY

i don't care ab these people ughhhhh

WITH BLAIR?? OH MY GOD ME LITERALLYYY

wow my name in a richard movie nice

i dont care where's daddy

ughhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

i know his dirty ass is in these bushes

I WANT DADDY AAAAAAA

DADDYS HOMEEEEEE

does he have an accent ill bust

he kinda does im moist

HE DOES

IM SOAKED

love his little smile

i dont care how dirty he is im bouncin on it

is that bugs. does he eat bugs.

lemme guess the southern people are evil

vern and his chocolates

HIS ACCENTTTT

i love him but i know he's not trustworthy

i know he eats

all i know is im letting him in my trailer #iykyk

i want a trailer they look so cozy

daddys back

they're all gonna die

his lil smile

'will they? 🫩'

#droolsneeddat

he def killed someone omg

OMG BILLY WAS IN THE 100

i miss daddy

oh good lord im so frightened this is so tense out of nowhere

this is like sinners if it sucked

OH MY GOD??? OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK???

OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL EVIL. THE SOUTHERN PEOPLE ARE GOOD FOR ONCE

HOLY PLOT TWIST

HOLY FUCKING FUCK NO ONE WARNED ME?????

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

i need a minute. this is so fucked what the fuck what the FUUUUUUUUUCK

THEY'RE CANNIBALS????

this is a sick movie in a bad way

WE'RE ONLY 17 MINUTES IN. OH MY GOD.

EW. WHAT THE FUCK

i dont think i wanna watch this even for richard like this is fucking sick

did he just casually break a nokia. random flex but okay

shook doesn't even define how i feel rn

thank god for ads this movie needs a cooldown time

THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE SINNERS DON'T TRUST THE WHITE PEOPLE!!!

im sweating i dont think i like this movie

justice for billy

LITERALLY ONLY 20 MINUTES IN. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK

not to yuck someones yum but jesus christ what is wrong with you people

'nom nom so good better than your son'

if they do something absolutely horrible to vern, this might have to be my last post (not really im super dramatic)

NONONONONO PLEADE DON'T IM NOT IN THE MOOD

is your man leatherface holy shit he big as hell

jeffrey looking at mac like 'ooo ima make you your name, mcdonalds style'

HE'S SO CONCERNED I HATE THIS NOOOOOO

if they hurt him ill kms

whatever disease he has, ill take it

OMG HE WAS EATING BUGS EWW

he could blow my head off and id still buss

THEY POISONED THE CHOCOLATE.

this movie has my anxiety through the roof

VERY happy i watched this with ads instead of pirating for no ads

this whole family sucks

oh my god

THEY'RE FLIRTING

is he in billys room. that's so fucked

they should make out

oh my god i hate this family

he said the thing

'i eat people but you're poor and THAT'S WORSE.'

fucking white people

'man my daughter used to LOVE eating people, what happened?!?!'

absolutely

savannah bad as hell

jeffrey does NOT look like their child

OH MY GOD. WHY IS HE SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS.

this movie is extremely draining why am i doing this

i'm rewatching descendants after this

NO NO NO HE'S GONNA PASS OUT OR SOMETHING DON'T HURT VERN

this is a reverse version of texas chainsaw massacre and sinners

they should make out

THAT WAS ME!!! HELL YEAH

oh my goodness...

🫩

kiss each other

this movie randomly having lesbians is awesome

YESSSSSSSSSSS

OH GOD

im beyond anxious rn

this fuck ass lil kid

hell yeah amy and savannah are goals

oh wow he did this like an anime

OH MY LAWD

this movie is about to get super fucking gory isn't it

he devlin'd him

this dad better die violently

i have a headache

i hope savannah doesn't die violently too

HOLY SHIT THEY PETE'D HER

'oh shut the fuck up jeffrey you're so dramatic'

what a stressful movie

this is torture porn

YES RIGHT IN THE EYE

EWWWWWWWWW HE ATE HIS OWN FUCKING EYE

DADDYS HOME AND HE'S GOT A GUN

NOOOO MY SWEET BABY BOY VERN :(((

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS.

Sociopathic Drunk and Government Check

Decompose and putrify slowly

🎬 Title: Lowlifes Story: A family’s survival instincts are challenged when they must unexpectedly spend the night at a secluded homestead during their road trip. ⭐ Rating: 6.348 (92 votes) 📅 Release Date: April 11, 2024 ⏱️ Runtime: 1 hour 30 minutes 🎭 Genres: Horror, Thriller 🎬 Directors: Tesh Guttikonda, Mitch Oliver ✍️ Writer: Al Kaplan 🌍 Country: Canada 🏢 Production Company: Front Street…

pairing: vern x fem reader

MDNI 18+

summary: you're just trying to enjoy a cozy christmas night with your eggnog and fuzzy blanket, but vern’s got other plans, plans that involve you spread out on the couch while he gets real familiar with what’s under that blanket. with christmas carols playing in the background and his tongue working like it’s on a mission from santa himself, you're hitting high notes louder than the choir.

warnings: smut, oral sex (f receiving),

The fire crackled lazily. The lights on the tree twinkled in soft hues of red and gold, casting shadows that danced across the walls. Christmas carols played softly on the speaker. And you? You were trying, really trying, to enjoy your damn cup of eggnog.

But Vern was not making it easy.

“Babe” you warned, voice already dipping into dangerous territory as his hands slid up your thighs beneath the fuzzy red blanket, “If you ruin this drink for me-”

“Oh, I’m ruining you, sweetheart” he smirked against your inner thigh, breath hot against bare skin, “The drink’s just collateral”

You didn’t even get a second to bite back a reply. He nosed the blanket up further, settling between your legs like he belonged there, which he absolutely did.

The first kiss was teasing. Barely there. Just the ghost of his lips against your pussy, enough to make your thighs twitch and your breath hitch.

Then the music changed.

“Silent night… holy night…”

You snorted, “This is sacrilege”

“Shhh” he murmured with a wicked glint in his eye, “it’s a moaning night now”

And then he dove in.

Tongue warm and wet, he licked a slow, maddening stripe from your entrance to your clit, humming low as your legs jumped. The vibrations had you gasping, one hand shooting out to grip the edge of the couch. The other fisted in his hair.

“V-Vern..oh fuck-”

“See?” he said between strokes “Not so silent”

He wrapped his lips around your clit and sucked, a filthy, wet pull that had your hips jolting. You moaned, loud and sudden, right in time with the choir on the speaker.

You could feel him smirking against your cunt.

The bastard knew exactly what he was doing. Lapping at you like he was starved, tongue fucking you with slow precision, then speeding up just as you started to beg. He was unrelenting, devouring you with a devotion that made your head spin.

“Gonna make you sing for me” he muttered, mouth hot against your folds, “Louder than any fuckin’ carol”

And god, you did.

Your first orgasm crashed through you before the song even hit the second verse. Legs shaking. Chest heaving. You cried out his name like a prayer, high and breathy and wild.

But he didn’t stop.

He kept going, tongue greedy, fingers gripping your thighs to keep you spread open like a gift he refused to return. The music switched to “Joy to the World” and you couldn’t even laugh, you were too busy moaning. Too busy writhing.

“Shit... Vern....too much-”

“Baby” he groaned, voice wrecked and cock hard beneath his jeans, “I live for too much”

And just like that, he sent you over again.

Your back arched off the couch. You choked on a broken sob as your second climax tore through you, sharp and glorious. Your legs trembled. Your toes curled. Your voice cracked right alongside Mariah Carey’s high note blaring from the speaker.

When he finally pulled back, his face was a mess. Lips glistening. Jaw damp. Eyes smug.

“Best Christmas soundtrack I’ve ever heard” he said, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand like the goddamn menace he was.

You blinked at him, dazed and ruined, still twitching with aftershocks.

“Merry fucking Christmas” you rasped.

He grinned, “Wanna unwrap me next?”

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