“God why are you here? Don’t you have a cave to haunt?” 

The taunting voice was one she knew well from a gargantuan woman she more often than not so wanted to kick in the knee’s which was all that she could easily reach should they break into a fight.  

Rather than respond to the womans taunt with words, Kat instead threw one arm up flipping the other the bird while her face stayed buried in her lap. She didn’t want to lift her head lest the other realize she had been huddled over crying for the last half hour; She would rather have her eyes eaten by peruvian sea slugs than let Merry see her cry and yet the other wasn’t leaving. 

‘What’s wrong Merry? Ran out of children to scare? Did they all run screaming to the hills?’ the robotic voice from was slightly muffled as Kat held up the phone. 

‘The Discovery channel called, they want their big foot suit back.’