Breaking Bad?
" You know what Charity, I'm not so sure turning this place into a cocktail bar is a good idea. They want to have live music and that will only encourage drugs. And heaven forbid Mack starts selling them. I mean knowing him he'll be selling downers for uppers and uppers for downers, and before you know it the drug squad will be here."
"Well Chas, funny you should say that. I mean what are the two of them growing at that allotment, thats what I want to know. Has he actually put an offer in for the pub?"
"Well I know he's going to the bank with his business plan to see about the finance side" replied Chas.
"Business Plan!" said Charity sarcastically. "You mean he's actually got a business plan."
"Yes I believe Ethan helped him to draw it up." Chas said to her cousin.
"Ethan?" exclaimed Charity. "This gets better and better! You dont think him and Ethan are at it do you?"
"God knows. But you're right" said Chas. "Who knows what they're up to at that allotment. I think we should go up there and sus it out. Aaron's left a spare set of keys here so let's go."
"Hello" said a little voice just as they got there "You the lad's mother? I'm Gerry by the way."
"Yes" replied Chas.
"I can see the resemblence. Do you mind me asking why he has a Scottish accent and you dont? "
"Well he was privately educated up in scotland" interrupted Charity "and the accent just stuck"
"Privatly educated?" Chas said trying to keep a straight face.
"Where in a young offenders institute?" she continued.
"More to the point, what the hell are we going to find in that shed. I think we may have stumbled across Jessie Pinkman and Walter White's drug laboratory" said Chas with a worried look on her face.
"Talking about breaking bad" she said to Charity who was trying to yank the shed door open, "I'll break his flaming neck if he's using my Aaron as a drugs mule.
Chas unlocked the shed door and the two of them went in.
"Well will you just look at this" said an astounded Chas "It's a love nest!"
" There's rose petals scattered all over the bed" shouted Charity. "And fairy lights, well I cant imagine Ethan rolling around in rose petals".
"Oh perish the thought" said a disgusted Chas. "The dirty little blighter! He can't help himself. It's a wonder he hasn't got half a dozen paternity claims after him. Anything in a skirt or trousers and he's there. So glad my Aaron has found himself a nice boy"
"You dont think he's selling himself do you Chas?" Said Charity.
"Well as long as my Aaron isnt his pimp" answered Chas.
"Charity what are you and Chas doing here?" said a shocked Mackenzie peeking round the open door of the shed.
"So we've discovered your little secret then. Who is the little tart you bring here then" gloated Charity.
Mack was speechless. "Err her name is Britney" he stammered.
"Why are you here anyway Chas.?" Mack enquired.
"Well I was just curious as Aaron said you're a genius with a trowel" answered Chas.
" Well we'll be off then Mack." Said Charity pulling Chas out of the door.
"The damned cheek of that Gerry thinking I was Mackenzie's mum." said Chas to a giggling Charity.
"What's so funny?" Chas said to Charity who was in stitches by now.
"Did you see that sex toy on the bed" howled Charity.
" That wasnt a sex toy you silly cow" said Chas "Its one of those face massagers that are supposed to get rid of wrinkles, I saw them in his Avon book, you know how vain he is."
"Bet he massages more than his face with it." Charity laughed "Is he still selling Avon then?" asked Charity.
"Yes" replied Chas. "They want to make him area manager as he sells so much stuff. Dont know how he does it."
"Well I can hazard a guess, the dirty little alley cat" Charity sniggered.
Mack waited until the two women had gone and rang Aaron "Aaron your mum and Charity have been up to the allotment poking around" said a very nervous Mack.
"Oh no!"said Aaron.
"Dont worry I made a story up about a girl friend and they swallowed it."
"Oh Great" said Aaron "I'll get a right grilling now. She'll want to know all the ins and outs "
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