#lostyles

another, on a different day, asked how i address those annoying people that are constantly complaing about their jobs or are always in a bad mood while doing it... (their follow-up point: why work in something you hate? <--true. o.O)

then there was the guy that  asked me what i'd do if i found myself unable to be faithful to my wife because i just "can't resist sex with other woman" but am deeply in love with her... or... how 'bout the time i was asked "are you my bitch?" <-- LOL good one

... but really. people have been asking me questions for as long as i can remember; and since before i could remember, i've been curious as fuck and have always sought out to answer questions (sometimes without even being asked  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

so here i am! ready to listen, ready to be all in it and ready to tell you what to do!!!  ;)

Q: HOW COULD I TELL SOMEONE I LOVE THEY SHOULD SEE A DENTIST WITHOUT HURTING THEIR FEELINGS?

Lo Says: how 'bout: "hey... you should see a dentist" - if you don't have the open door to feel confident that is not gonna be recieved with misunderstanding then perhaps you're not the person in their life in the position to suggest it. if you still feel inclined to get involved in someone else's dental hygiene and you wanna avoid the guilt, write them an annoymous note.

  Q: PEOPLE THAT ARE CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR JOBS OR HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE WHEN DOING IT BOTHER ME. WHY WORK IN SOMETHING YOU HATE?! HOW DO I ADDRESS PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

Lo Says: i don't. whether i work with them or happen upon them at the DMV, i go do what i need to do and move the fuck on. if their feelings about their job interrupt what i need to get done or if, because of their feelings, i feel personally disrespected or treated unfairly, i immediately and directly address that issue. as nicely as possible. if it doesn't change for me i decide whether it is move afffective to just bitch slap them or remove myself from their environment... i depends on the degree of their interruption. because, really... who can change another person? if they wanna sit in their own diarrhea, pues que se muerdan un ojo!

  Q: I'M DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE AND DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HER BUT I CAN'T HELP HAVING SEX WITH OTHER PEOPLE. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Lo Says: tell your wife and see if she's willing to agree to an open marriage. if she says no and your dick is not done, get a divorce. if she says yes, enjoy that shit!! but don't be deceptive... that's just you being a bitch ass pussy.

**just a note: if she says yes to an open relationship, be prepared to take what you dish. she may want to fuck other dudes and that should be ok** Q: MMM...OOOHHH... AAAHHH... ARE YOU MY BITCH, MA?