#lostmypatients

It’s 12 A.M. on the dot. Everyone’s in bed asleep, except for Lee, who’s barreling down the hallway into her twins’ room before jumping on the bed to wake him up. “GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT?!” Up and down, up and down. She plops down ontop of him, knee’s digging into his sides. “I’m a year old than you, fucker. HAHA.” 

let’s play “bed, wed, behead”. send me three names. characters, celebrities, tumblr users… anything. go.

let’s play “bed, wed, behead”. send me three names. characters, celebrities, tumblr users… anything. go.

let’s play “bed, wed, behead”. send me three names. characters, celebrities, tumblr users… anything. go.

“It needs more blood, T. Look at it -- it’s not scary, it’s funny. People will see it and be like ‘Haha, cute!’ which is the opposite of what I want.” 

“I won’t hesitate to push you off of the balcony. We both know I’m by far the hotter twin.” 

     “Wouldja feel weird if I wan’ed d’... I dunno, date your sister---not like I would or anything, but how... would you... feel about that...?”