#lostintheirmise

Cass: Am I allowed to ask you to come over to cuddle but still be mad at you?

Cass: because if not ignore my first message, I'm busy.

Send “✆” for a morning text.

[text to Jason] thank you for keeping me up all night with mctrampy making so much noise. next time go to her place

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

[text to Josh] I still have that bag packed and ready to leave.

Send “☎” for a rushed text.

[text to Andrew] Running late for the party. if there is one tramp there in a green bra you will live to regret it. be there soon

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

[text to Jason] I brought a girl home[text to Jason] Not sure how it happened, there’s a girl in my bed[text to Jason] I had sex with a girl.

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[text to Josh] Come over? [text to Josh] Its just me in my new apartment all alone[text to Josh] I might be naked

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

basically, you just want me [i sound so vain there]

☺: for a happy voicemail

To Josh "So handsome I have some good news. My family is going away for a few days and I faked sick so I’m here alone. Which means you can come spend all of that time with me. When my father and my brothers aren’t here there’s only minimal security so I can sneak you in. Just give me a call alright?"

♥ : for a loving voicemail

To Jason "Do you want to know something? You’re adorable. Seriously seeing you with my nephew might have been the cutest thing in the world. God I love you. I mean really, I love you even when you’re being a jack ass."

♚ : for a confessing voicemail

To Josh "I don’t want to do this. I don’t want to go through with it. This was stupid I never should have told you to leave me alone. I never should have told you that I didn’t want to be with you anymore. It was a lie and I’ve known the whole time that it was. But the second they put me in this dress and started talking about how pretty the wedding was going to be I couldn’t do it anymore. I’m just sitting in the dressing room and everyone’s waiting for me to come out and show them the dress and I can’t do this. I love you."

☆ : for a drunken voicemail

To Andrew "Oh my god. Percy showed up and we were drinking and- do you have any idea how funny he looks when he tries to walk when he’s drunk? Polly practically carried him out of the bar. I don’t even know how he knew we were there! But- we had so much firewhiskey and- i don’t feel good."

✾: for a congratulatory voicemail

To Josh “So you’re dating that girl again….. congratulations dick.”

☽: for the final voicemail ever received (think death, etc)

♦: for an apologetic voicemail

To Jason "Hey! So I’m running late. I know I know shocker. But I’m on my way to the restaurant now. It shouldn’t take me more then like ten minutes to get there but I didn’t want you to think I forgot about you. So again, I know I suck because I’m always late but I swear this is the last time I’ll do it. Love you.”

ϟ: for a break up voicemail

To Nate from Luna "I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry but I can’t. I’m not the girl that you just sleep with Nate and I’m over it. So don’t call me, don’t come by my shop or the apartment. Just leave me the hell alone."

♣: for a sad voicemail

To Nate from Luna “I- I need you to come home. I know you’re busy and you have work but I need you to come home. There’s something wrong with the baby. My brother’s taking me to the hospital but I need you here. Please pick up the phone Nate. Please? I can’t- I can’t- I’m scared.”

☎: for a voicemail not meant for you

"You have to stop calling me okay? I told you that we’re not doing this anymore. I’m happy with Andrew and you need to stop."

✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail

To Nate from Luna “Um so I know we weren’t supposed to look at the little envelope thing because you wanted to wait and all that but… I peaked. So… It’s a boy. We’re having a boy.”

♫: for a vague voicemail

My Tumblr Crushes:

therecklessandwildones

theunholysoldier

iamnotluke

thegrillmatt

the-archangel-gabrielle

kyleandfelix

halfdemonsoul

thedeviousdumonts

callmeanythingbutyours