#lordandmaster

Yes, I know the last two GIFS are Tobs and Cait in Outlander, but a girl can dream, right? 🤗

Whatever and whomever Tobias did today, I hope he got taken care of. 😉

Anon, my Lord and Master, Tobias Menzies is verra stealthy and keeps his personal life verra private. But I have it on good authority that he has NO problem with the ladies. And I have a first hand testimonial of this from someone I used to know. And this is aside from the fact that, back in the day, he lured Kristin Scott Thomas away from her husband who was a gynecologist AND French. Tobs has got to have mad skills in bed if he could lure an older woman like Kristin away from her French p*ssy expert husband. Every once in awhile I think about that and let my mind wander and wonder...Sigh. Anyhoo...

I mean just LOOK at him. Sexy, smirky, cheeky f*cker.

And he's PACKING this 👇

Just Google Tobias Menzies nak*d and you'll see Toby in all his girthy uncut glory.

I got this in DM, Tobs looking all adorable with a fan yesterday.

If that had been me, I would have gone up to him, dropped to my knees and said: "Call me your wanton little slut, Sir."

Him: "What?"

Me: "Say it."

Him: "Security!"

Goddammit, I hate it when I wake up from a dream like that!

Just say no to drugs, Anon. 🤪

And find something else to do on a Saturday night besides TROLLING.

As for sex, I wouldn't kick Sam out of bed for eating crackers. BUT as everyone knows by now, except YOU, Anon, the man I have sex with every day and twice on Sunday is my Lord and Master, Mr. Tobias Menzies...in my fantasies of course.

I know, Anon, and I thank you and the others who DMed me to let me know. 👏👏👏👏👏 Thrilled for him!

But, as I keep saying, my relationship with Mr. Menzies is not an actor/fan one. Notice how I don't post anything professional about him? That's because my fascination with him is not as an actor, albeit, he's one of the best. My interest in Tobias is very singular. He is my Lord and Master, and given the chance, I would deny that man NOTHING. No hard limits. No safe word. If you don't know what I'm talking about, please Google. Forever on my knees for Sir Menzies.

I never described myself as a fan, although he's obviously a phenomenal actor...what I said was Tobias Menzies is my Lord and Master, and I am forever on my knees for him. Verra different type of relationship, Anon. 😉