Hello, what the hell was this block in front of his door?? He went to pick it up, and found he had to resort to Diamond Morph to even move the damn thing. He shoved it aside with a grunt and pulled the door open.

"Deidara?? What is a tungsten block doing in front of your door??"

YES!! IT FUCKING WORKED!!! KAKUZU TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!

"MOVE IT!!!!!"

KAKUZU IS IMMEDIATELY SHOVED ASIDE AND DEIDARA IS BOOKING IT TO THE BATHROOM.

A bit inspired by my other slop post where rose is complaining to atlas that Laurie doesn’t know what he’s doing so rose tries to lead atlas along… I would imagine that this occurs very early into whatever atlas n rose have going on (i.e. this isn’t their *first* sxual encounter but its the first time rose has complained to atlas abt Laurie’s…short comings; I would imagine atlas assumes until this point that Laurie is better than him at *everything*). So rose starts by straddling atlas’ lap…… shoving him down in the process. It catches atlas a bit off guard because he’s mostly used to their more. “Subtle” encounters (the subtle being playing footsies and the bathroom thing). Rose is so used to taking the lead but hes still Really Nervous around atlas……. So he starts at his face. Intentionally avoiding his lips and working his way down his neck…….hands finding the hem of his shirt……..making comments with every noise atlas makes (‘that feels good, doesn’t it?’; ‘I never thought you’d be the loud type.. you’re so quite the rest of the time.. its kind of cute’)……running his hands down his body to find his waistband……while off handily making comments about Laurie (‘yknow he just.. he never does any of this! Sx without foreplay is just boring!!; He always assumes it’s what *I* want without actually asking; etc.) which makes atlas (visibly) more irritated. In rose’s mind, hes expecting this to be another one off…session. One that ends before it even really begins. He starts fiddling with atlas’ button+zipper before a (shaky) atlas asks what he’s doing…rose says hes ‘showing him what he wants from l*urie which finally sets atlas Off. He grabs rose and throws him down on. The bed (now straddling him) . ‘It’s always Laurie with you! Laurie this, Laurie that, and this whole time you’ve been talking about him too! Do you even like him? Do you even *know* what you want? … I’ll show you what I want” and rose is like ?! Before they start making out. There’s no love in this, but a Lot of passion. Atlas’ hands practically tearing off rose’s shirt. His hands finding their place on rose’s skin like they almost belong. Grabbing his chest and doing things he hasn’t even done with Luna yet. Kisses are broken up with rose’s (very weak) pleas of confusion…he knows they *shouldnt* be doing this but it also feels to good to stop…and he doesn’t stop atlas from shutting him up either. Atlas isn’t as kind as rose was prior. Rose is a bit more cruel in his comments but atlas makes up for it in his strength . Very few kisses against his torso and hips with a lot of grabbing and pulling him closer like he cannot get enough. Does rose even try to stop him anymore? Why waste his breath with something he doesn’t *want* to stop? Is he even trying to be quiet? For who? Laurie lives so far away anyway…and atlas seems to enjoy it when rose moans. Eventually one thing leads to another and atlas. Uh. Prepares his tool. Rose is a bit too dazed by everything that’s happening to question *why* he has it in the first place (‘did he get it for us..?”) and decides to make a comment about it instead …. ‘Do you even know how to use that? Yknow I could show you.. You probably wont be much better than L-“ which leads to atlas. Not caring anymore . Rose’s boxers are lying on the floor before he can say anything else and atlas is setting himself between his legs . ‘Don’t talk about him anymore unless it’s about how I’m better than him’ I DONTNKNOWWWWWWWWW um cue rose moaning crazy style