After the reveal that we knew was coming, it's interesting to me that whoever said* this would inspire "some of the most perverse fanfiction the internet has ever seen" chose to make that comment in light of the variant being revealed as a woman.
* I didn't originally know who said this, but a google search turned up the source.
I mean, I'm assuming that the fanfic in question would revolve around Loki and the variant fucking, which - I have a pretty low threshold on what I can tolerate before it gets too weird for me and I don't consider Lokicest to be anywere near that threshold, let alone mind-blowingly perverse, but that's beside the point.
The point I wanted to make was that it's really something, isn't it, how the potential for Lokicest only enters the picture if it's hetero Lokicest; as if as soon as a woman enters Loki's orbit, the audience would be frantically scrambling to their AO3 accounts to indulge in some perverse, smutty exploration of Loki fucking the female version of himself. There's a lot to unpack in that, I think, if one had the inclination.
All I have to say right now is, dear Stephen Kelly, I'm pretty sure I can tell you without even checking to see if I'm right that there's already fic out there of Loki fucking everything he's interacted with so far, up to and including the Roomba.
