Ok then. Bara red if your not affected by cuteness then i want you to resist sans puppy dog eyes without giving in. Do it. Amd tell us what collection you’re hiding 😈
*With a (totally not evil) giggle, Sans turns towards Red and makes the cutes puppy dog eyes a skeleton ever achieved*
Red: w-wha’ are ya doin’, sweetheart?
*Sans steps closer, peering up at Red and making him step back*
Red: sans?
*Red is starting to sweat, hands shaking*
Red: sans, don’ listen to dese annoyin’ bastards!
*Sans tilts his head at Red, making the bigger monster sweat even more*
Sans: ......... nope.
*He pops the P as he blinks slowly, his eyelights turning to hearts, tongue poping out between his teeth in a teasing blep*
Red: fuck.
*Critical hit! Red is down! Sans straddles his chest as he celebrates his victory giving you a V sign and a wink!*
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Welp! Red is unfortunately unable to answer the 2nd question cause the cuteness was just too much for his poor hardened soul.











