#longsour

not platonic

not romantic

but they are literally the third secret option and it's that this ship is funny as fuck because they are divorced before even establishing a relationship

dinosour cookie took the half-cookie, half-dragon kid (pond dino), while longan took custody of the other kid (dragon-eye)

dinosour is a scalie and WOULD want longan cookie extremely bad that it makes him look stupid, and the only thing thats stopping dinosour from rizzing up this dragon is his moral compass (the reason why theyre divorced)

not only that, but they are a bit like the "just some guy x majestic immortal being" trope and that dynamic is good

and another funny thing about the ship is that there is a timeline where dinosour ate his moral compass and decided to become loyal to longan and basically going "if longan breaks off my arms and legs and eats my dough, then thats on me" and overall just "whatever you say powerful dragon that could kill me at any moment" *insert dinosour winking with both eyes*

like the appeal of the ship is that. it's wild and fun to play with. they dont need a tragic or sweet love story.

slides you this and this :3