Elias, Peter, and Simon are the world's funniest horrible old man polycule. Peter throws in the towel and divorces Elias to go have a revenge fling with Simon once a decade or so, and Simon calls him a "lovely chap" and takes him on dates to high buildings to cheerily grill him on his lack of social skills until Peter gets fed up enough to go back to Elias. Elias has already forged his signature onto a new marriage certificate. He hands that to Peter and then immediately starts working on new divorce papers because how dare he just run off and leave him like that, really inconsiderate, don't you think? Peter assumes Elias just Knows™ about the fling but he doesn't. Simon told him. In detail every Friday in his office as it was happening. Just because it was funny.
