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  SEND A "!" FOR OUR MUSES MARRIED LIFE

Who was the one to propose: Ned.

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Ned, though Belle is a very close second.

Who decorated the house: Belle.

Who is more organized: Belle.

Who initiates bedroom fun: Either of them it depends on their mood.

Who suggested kids first: Belle.

Who’s more dominant: Belle.

Who’s the cuddler: They both are.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: They enjoy date nights out or even a good movie night, which Belle talks throughout and insists the book was better.

Who kills the spiders: He makes Belle do it.

Who falls asleep first: Belle usually, but Ned has been known to pass out on her a few times.

Who is louder? They are both rather soft spoken.

Who is more experimental? Belle, but her idea of wild is the living room and not the bedroom...occasionally.

Do they fuck or make love? Make love.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Ned.

Who comes first? Nice guys finish last.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Mutual.

Who usually initiates things? It changes, depending on their schedules and how tired they are.

Who is more sensitive? It's equal.

"And that means what exactly?" Belle asked, furrowing her brow. "Does that mean I don’t get a say in anything because I’m not experiencing it myself? This affects me too, you know!"

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Similarities

We can be perky as fuck

We also can get incredibly moody

We love pie

We're short and curvy

We're kinda ditzy sometimes

We have this ridiculous thing for Lee Pace (especially Ned. Cutie.)

We're lonely.

We sing

Differences

I'm Asian… soooo… yeah.

I'm bisexual

I live on a farm… in Washington… life is pretty boring

Technology exists here so I have it

I sing in front of people

I actually own the pets that live in my home

I can speak Spanish. I can't speak a word of French.