I'm still positively howling about the email my boss sent yesterday morning after someone apparently put all the dirty dishes and cutlery from the kitchen into the cupboards and drawers instead of the dishwasher.
After sarcastically remarking that he of course doesn't know whether that means the culprit put all clean dishes into the diswasher instead, he finished his email with this gem:
"Putting dirty dishes into cupboards demonstrates either a lack of intelligence or complete carelessness."
He is a nice but generally very ineffective boss but damn does he have a way with words sometimes.













