#lol derek

@notmyjeepyoucreep

Reid: 1,908

Kate: Come on. You just know that?

Reid: Yeah. There are 1,908 boats on Lake Meade.

Kate: Where did you get that number?

Reid: Based on the population density of the area, I estimated.

Kate: You guessed. //to Hotch// I mean, is this guy really a genius or does he just say things with authority and we all believe him.

Morgan: Oh well, thank you. Ten years, //fist-bumped with Kate// it took ten years for someone to finally have my back. //to Reid// Alright Einstein, she just called you out. Bring it.

Reid: Look it up!

Rossi: I am, and the kid’s right.

Morgan: //sighs//

Reid: //grins, then to Kate// I accept your apology. //offers fist to Morgan// Blow it up.

Morgan: Never.

Kassie: Actually, no. I want an AU where Deucalion is Derek's new stepdad and Derek is all "this SUCKS, he's EVIL" but really he's not.

Me: …Derek thinks he’s Cinderella doesn’t he.

Me: And his prince is a Gucci Douchebag.

Kassie: yes to all of the above. And Scott and Laura are just like, "dude shut up, your/our stepdad is not that terrible."

Me: …FAIRY GODMOTHER PETER.

Kassie: and Stiles is just gonna be over here, hitting on Erica, instead of doing anything related to Derek.

Me: And the equivalent of the pumpkin and ball is Peter smuggling Derek into the High School dance.

Kassie: which leads to Finstock calling the cops because Derek, go home, you're twenty-something & creeping on a seventeen year old?

Me: Yep. And Derek leaves, idk, a claw behind or something. Possibly in the back of Jackson’s neck.

Kassie: and Jackson probably ends up blaming Scott, because clearly it is Scott's fault.

Me: Obviously. Even though Scott was dancing with his boyfriend across the gym at the time, it is totally his fault.

Me: And then Jackson tracks Derek down to complain at him and make him pay the bill because his collar got torn.

Kassie: and Derek just thinks, "NAILED IT" and expects it to turn into a date. …it does not turn into a date.

Person: So I really like Derek.

Person: He's had a really rough time.

Person: I want his character to get developed.

Person: I want him to grow and change as a character.

Person: I think he has tons of potential.

Person: I just think people should be honest about what he's done and the choices he's made and how they effect other people.

Person: There's nothing wrong with liking him.

Person: But the fandom needs to examine his actions with a critical lens because media effects people's perceptions of reality.

Derek Stan: SHUT UP WITH YOUR DEREK HATE! I'm sick of people saying you can't like Derek, or that if you like Derek, you're an abuser and that Derek is a horrible character! It's people like you who make this fandom horrible!

Person: That's... not at all what I-- wow. Just... wow.

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Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: OMG I love Scott!

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: He's such an adorable moron.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: I mean, I wish he didn't get as much screen time since he's not my favorite.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: And I'm going to reblog this meta where he's painted as a rapist.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: And I think that him being the True Alpha is a serious problem because OBVIOUSLY Scott is acting as a colonist to werewolfdom and doesn't deserve it.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: I love Fic X where he can't even tie his shoes properly without Stiles's help but that's just cause the Sterek's so good.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: And I don't SERIOUSLY think that he could ever be a vet because duh, he's too stupid.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: Also? I think the show would be better if he wasn't the main character.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: And kinda selfish all the time. More people should point that out.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: Not to mention he's way too much of a goody too shoes. I mean, who likes perfect people?

Scott Fans: ...

Scott Fans: You... realize that you went from ableist to racist back to ableist again before rounding it out with pure contradiction. Where is the 'fanning' here, exactly?

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: WTF is wrong with you? I'm just trying to enjoy my teen werewolf show!

Scott Fans: ...so're we. But it's kinda hard when everything we see shits on the stuff we like.

Large Portions of the Sterek Faction: *stopped listening and went back to working on her manip removing Boyd from his own death scene*