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Thicc Discovery Femboy!~

Oh Wow~

Ok maybe Dee lied about them synching again, but they were having so much apart hanging out with there shared prince charming. It has been a blast having someone who wasn't scared or disgusted.

Cee was on cloud nine and just the sheer fact he was given a name by Roman no less made everything even better. Dee and him were even closer then when they were synched it was kind of scary. The best part no more pain from synching because they agreed not to. They are a master of deception together, and already filled the others. Gosh he loved not being synched with Dee because now they can talk freely together, and it didn't feel lonely when Roman wasn't here.

......

It was disorienting being summoned, they hated how off putting it was. And why were they even being summoned anyways after that whole wedding callback fiasco they were shut out completely except for Roman.

"Deceit uh yeah I need your help." Thomas says quietly.

Deceit's right brow quirked, as his arms crossed, but he seems to be leaning to his right side. "My help? You made it clear that I wasn't needed."

"Oh come on you snake don't play the woe is me card you're not fooling anyone." Virgil growled and Patton nodded.

Deceit's left side sharpened, and his left hand balled into a fist. "Oh Virgil please do continue I would love to hear it." He hissed through clenched teeth.

Roman caught on immeditaly, Deceit wasn't Deceit. He needed to get them out of here before shit hits the fan. The others just played it off as Deceit trying to get pity when he desynched. "Thomas if I may, i could come up a solution for this delima."

"Oh please Roman you just want to go to the musical and not visit family." Logan rolled his eyes.

Deceit's right arm went behind his back, and he had a sickening smile on his face. "Is that the conundrum? Seems to my that Thomas should deal with his homophobic relatives that come by once in a blue moon rather then see a show he waited months to get tickets to." He hummed with a sinister grin.

Roman shivered at Dee's tones and he could see how Cee was trying not to lash out in anger. "Ok when put like that it's a stupid question just go to the show Thomas." He quickly rushed out grabbing Deceit and sunk out with them, not letting the others get a word in.

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"Dee Cee you told me you guys were going to synch again." Roman fell to his bed. " I know you guys are having fun being apart but the others think you two are a pity act and I don't want you guys getting hurt."

Dee let his right arm down looking defeated. "I know I'm sorry we just really like being apart with you."

Cee mirrored Dee's movements on the left side. "We were being selfish, sorry."

Roman waves his hands. "No no guys that isn't what I meant I just don't want to see you hurt, and uh you guys are cute when you snike so can I see that?"

Dee squeaks, and Cee mutters as Deceit sinks out. They were head over heels for Roman.

They wouldn't know where to start or even if they could imagine that

Roman would make it up on the spot and they would be entranced with the very concept

Also it wouldn't be that they wouldn't be stable they have no concept of functioning by themselves they only know how to work one half of their separated body

Yup the truth is ugly and harsh (even though snakes are adorable) that Cee the right side

Lies are sneaky and hidden Dee is the left side

Granted even if they were both to be separated (aka agnst central they wouldn't be able to function apart and they would function the bare minimum if they held hands the entire time) they would both still share snake things like cold blooded hemipenis hooked teeth etc etc