#logic rants

Seriously, writers, how do you write outfits and make them sound cool? My style of clothing is oversized shirts that are practically a dress, baggy jeans because I have anxiety caused by my self-hatred and self-consciousness, and sweatshirts and hoodies with flappy sleeves long enough for me to boop somebody with or fend off people who are trying to hug me when I don’t want them to hug me. I don’t look cool and I don’t know how to look cool, I look like the bundle of dirty clothes you leave on the chair, because we all know the chair.