#lod1

Series One: Episode One

. *when Tony is arresting that guy at the start* ‘A knife! NOOOOOOOO!’

. *when Jackie gets in Tony’s car* ‘Good morning, you killed someone! Have a nice day.’

. ‘Ooooooo Office style zoom ins.’

. ‘Do Steve and Kate get together?’

. ‘You can hear the internal scream when Steve finds out who pooped in his car.’

Series One: Episode Two

. ‘Why is Bob the Builder so mean in this?’

. *to the tune of Tom Jones’ ‘Delilah’* ‘Why, why whyyyyy Steveeee’

. *When Kate said something felt odd, to the tune of ‘Love is All Around’* ‘I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes…’

. * makes siren noises every time he sees a police car*

. ‘I’d be really pissed off if Steve ditched me on a date, witness or not.’

. ‘At least they can’t continue their affair if she’s dead.’

Series One: Episode Three

. ‘Get some Vanish on the carpet, that’ll clean the blood right up.’

. *During the interview scene* Steve is destroying Tony right now.’

. ‘She must be a bit chilly in that freezer, surely?’

. ‘Has Kate found the glass?’

. ‘Where’s the glass?’

. ‘THERE’S THE GLASS!’

. ‘Steve really said fuck this shit I’m out.’