very important psa ;
So, today is someone's birthday. And by birthday I mean a little shit that goes by the name of goldenxbird, theprinceofbriars and locksheartx. Occasionally, you can call her Lexi. Most of the time, I call her asshole. SO the thing is, Lex sucks. Like, a lot. I mean she's got these wonderful muses and EW, /WONDERFUL MUSES/ who would want that? And then she does that thing when she plots and BAM, SUPERMEGA AWESOMENESS HAPPENS  like that's so rude, seriously woman. And I don't know, I think as a gift we should all tell her what she's doing wrong, aka that her muses are too amazing, that her writing is too flawless and she's too fucking rad like goddamnit stop it we're not at a rave woman. So yes, go do the thing |: And please tell her that SHE SUCKS BUT WE ALL LOVE HER VERY MUCH BECAUSE SHE'S A LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE FULL OF CRAPPY JOKES AND ADORABLENESS, OKAY? BUT REALLY ALL I WANTED TO SAY WAS HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEX BUON COMPLEANNO ♥
