#lockplck

u sure? u sure u knew a guy tht was 7 ft?

PODDY.... THATS CUTE............. earlier i was tryin to combine mollusc w furry (molly???) and there is no way i can make that sound good but i refuse to give up 

📷 Post the 12th photo from your phone’s galleryim on mobile so ill rb this w it lol

i thought u meant waddle dee and i was like heck yeah…. i love those little round bastards frm kirby but no… ive been done in

man.. ur mobile theme..... 

i think of thieves !!!

🦄 first impression: if memory serves it was a weird mix of ‘damn eathen is chill as fuck there’s no reason to be scared of him’ and ‘too late i’m already scared’!!🦄truth is: the intimidation’s completely died down & i’m really glad we’re still friends!! i want to get kicked out of an aquarium with you because we spent too long petting the stingrays   🦄have you ever made me laugh: YES this might sound bad but gettin those asks from you about the man o wars made me laugh so hard. now you can tell everyone you had a near death experience with one of the scariest living things on the planet 🦄best feature: you have such a good eye for aesthetics! you MUST tell me when you redo your desktop theme because it turns out SO fucking good every single time. i love love LOVE your current theme, black / grey with pink accents is such a sexy color scheme  🦄have i ever had a crush on you: nope!🦄you’re my: good good oceanmutual & fellow chaotic good! i’m very curious as to what your “bad food opinions” are and if they’re nearly as bad as mine bc i’m a picky ass bitch (read: i hate mashed potatoes coz i can’t stand the texture & watermelon is gross because it’s just mushy water)