Jun 8
Mark Watney x reader smau
don't yell at me this is my first smau ever in my life
tw: swearing, bad pick up line
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Mark Watney x reader smau
don't yell at me this is my first smau ever in my life
tw: swearing, bad pick up line
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I’m gonna start making some MattFleck incorrect quotes so…
BATBOURNE INCORRECT QUOTES!!
Bruce: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Jason: Thanks, it's the trauma.
~
Bruce: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Jason: I'm aware of that.
Bruce: But then you and I had some time together.
Jason: Uh-huh?
Bruce: It did not get better.
~
Bruce: Jason, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Jason, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
(Also please hit me up if we want any more of these or other MattFleck variations) (also I will have a tag (#localpanicattack quotes)
Linus Caldwell smau
second smau!!! Are we excited?
tw: swearing, stealing, kind of hinted at that Danny and Rusty are a couple I think
Taglist: @chiwritesandrecs (lemme know if you want to be tagged)
More BatBourne incorrect quotes, anyone?
Jason, texting Bruce: I’m a theif. Bruce: Thief. Jason: Theif. Bruce: I before E except after C. Jason: Thceif. Bruce: NO. ~~ Bruce: I could kill you if I wanted. Jason: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special. ~~ Jason: Are you free tomorrow? Bruce: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.