Don't know what's nerdier. The fact that the day after my 25th birthday I'm sitting here watching Bionicle: Mask of Light.... or the fact that I can still quote the entire movie.

Made plans for my birthday (which is today, yeah yeah I’m old as dirt) with some friends for two weekends (two sets of friends) weeks ago and all of them either forgot or cancelled on me last minute. Wow. I really feel the love. 

So my birthday dinner with my parents is tomorrow but ik what i’m getting bc my dad told me. T____T It’s a copy of a movie I loved from my childhood so yaayyy! But I wish it was a surprise haha. If I knew how to make gifs I would because the movie is amazing. 

My friend’s kid is so fucking savage and he’s only 5 years old and I hope to whatever entity that’s out there that my kid is as savage as this kid is.

So fucking done with this middle school grade bullshit. 

ADHD involves a lot of setting your glass down next to you while you’re in the middle of something. This does not always mean you set it down on something solid. ADHD also involves you forgetting about said glass..... ADHD involves a lot of trips to do laundry for your sheets bc you fcking knocked over a glass of vodka/soda on your bed. *sigh*

no one is ever going to love me the way I want them to. 

I feel like I’m a hot minute away from a breakdown so bad they’re gonna fucking send me somewhere