#lizzbitch

lizzbitch replied to your post:Have I ever posted about the racist old lady that...

Omg can we swap Anchor Blue horror stories?

one time I was stocking the girl's skinny jeans and this old white lady is shopping the section and

well

ok

so she's shopping the section and she just blurts out "who can wear a size one????"

I said to her "oh that's actually one of our more popular sizes. I'm restocking it all the time."

She looked confused, but then I saw the lightbulb go off in her head and, with the most satisfied smug look on her face she said "oh, they must be Asian."

AnD I WAS AT A LOSS AS TO WHAT TO SAY??????

DISNEY CHARACTERS WOULD BE CUTE BUT DINOSAURS AND PLANETSSSS. YOU CAN SEE MY DILEMMA??????????

desperatememories said: Dinosaur obvs

I MIGHT BE LEANING TOWARDS DINOS... BUT...

lizzbitch said: WHY NOT BOTH?? SPACE DINOS?!?!???

that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me

SUSIE ALREADY FIGURED THIS ONE OUT! ITS OBVIOUSLY CHICK GRAYSON!

I like Fanny because Fanny is a real name and is also British slang for a vagina.