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Special Round: Super Ultra Creature Squad!

It seems like several of our round 1 losers have teamed up in an effort to take down our top competitor! If they win, three of them will move on together as a team! Will they pull through? Only you can decide!

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Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

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They’re gonna be top-tier.

#lizards man #randy #dandy #zebediah #cryptid crush

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I’m in a mood where I just wanna sing about lizards and pretend all is happy but in reality the earth is dying and I need sleep

#thatmood #wtf is wrong with me #lizards man

I put a towel in En's hide to cuddle with and she dragged it out of her hide, bunched it up and climbed on it.

#lizards man #geckos #Leopard geckos #reptiles #cute reptiles #cute pets #lizards

FUCKIN LIZARDS MAN

i am so FUCKIN HYPE about LIZARDS they are my LIFEBLOOD AND MY SOUL THEY ARE ALL I LIVE FOR FUCK YEAH LIZARDS

#LIZARDS MAN #L I Z A R D S #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #blue tongue skink

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so my mom tells me that she kills a lizard with a door and she didn't even know it was a lizard when it happened...

okay...

Then she tells me to go do my chores... not telling me the lizard is still there, stuck in the door. I get freaked out by this lizard with his mouth and eyes wide open.

I screamed.

My mom laughed.

She takes the thing out of the door and throws it away. Okay, cool. I do my chores. I come back and... THE FREAKING LIZARD IS ON MY LAPTOP.

WHILE MY MOTHER CACKLES.

I shall never think of lizards the same.

#welcome to my family #lizards man #shush Hon #i just cant anymore

My 'haven't-slept-in-52-hours question' is... Can pet lizards bite?

#My Life #HEHEHHEHEHHE #Lizards #Lizards man #I swear to god i'm not hig

so one time i was wearing crocs (don't judge, i live in florida, it was HEAVY SUMMER and i dont deal with heat well and i needed VENTILATION) and i was walking out to the car from my front door and suddenly i feel something in my shoe. and i look down and there's one of THESE:

POKING HIS HEAD OUT OF ONE OF THE HOLES IN THE TOP OF MY SHOE. HE WAS NOT THERE WHEN I PUT THE SHOE ON. he JUMPED IN THE SHOE while i was WEARING IT can you imagine the thoughts that went through that poor little guy's little lizardy mind??

"oh look a shoe. shelter. i will get into that shoe" "what a nice sh--FUCK. FUCK FUCK THIS SHOE IS INHABITED" "I REPEAT: THIS SHOE HAS A FOOT IN IT" "ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT"

so i took off the shoe and the poor little bastard got stUCK in the hole, HE COULDN'T GET OUT and i took of the shoe and was trying to help him and it was so pathetic and eventually he wriggled his way out of the hole and jumped away and it was probably the most horrible experience of his little lizardy life and thats the story of the lizard in my shoe

#welcome 2 florida #lizards man #story time with kat

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