#lizardbitch

  So Steven, Lydia and I are walking around and I come across some town. Winterhold? Winterheld? I dunno. Anyways, we're chilling and walking. Suddenly we're at the other end of the town. not very impressive. I go to the Jarl to berate him over how small of a community he has. There is literally only a college here.   I walk in and he's sitting down in that weird Jarl position. We exchange some words about how his town sucks, but how awesome it was when they had this one item. So I'm all "Bro, lemme go grab that thing for you, for money." He of course agrees and off we go.   On my way there I fight an ice dragon for the first time. Shit was so cash. After about a 10 min. battle we finally kill him and I eat all his powers, like a dragonborn does. Finally, I end up almost outside of my destination. Maybe some cave? I dunno. I hear these two dudes arguing over riches and shit.   Turns out, some chick and this lizard are talking. Lizard doesn't want her going in because he says she'll get owned. I tell her I'm going in anyways. She and her lizard pal follow. First mistake.   This cave is really not too hard to mangae. A couple of traps here and there with some undead fools trying to kill me but failing. NBD, I'm killing and destroying all the while I'm admiring this chicks armor. Bitch has some heavy armor, all plated and shiny. Second mistake.   Finally, we end up fighting this tall ass zombie thing, because in Skyrim, the bigger they are the tougher they are, no exceptions. After I shout at the nigga and blow him off his feet, the Lizard and I beat him up and he dies. I go to the chest and grab this Helmet. Apparently, to rule over a town all you need is a helmet. Whatever, we won, I turn around and Lizard man is there. He says "Oh neat, I knew she couldn't kill that thing alone. Thanks for killing it, but now I gotta kill you."     Bro, come on, I'm Dragonborn.   So we fight and he dies super fast because he's a lizard bitch. Turns out he's the father of that one chick with the awesome armor. She fled during the battle and I was a little sad. So I'm looking around this place for whatever gold I missed when out of no where, she starts running up to the body, all sad. I ask her what she's gonna do now. She says "I dunno. Guess I'll chill here for a bit." Third mistake.   So now I have awesome plated armor.