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optimus vs that one really low bridge that destroys trucks

I have a few I could share that I have w him on ‘em! If y'all don’t mind.

that is horrifying i want more

it starts with the little things. just the edge taken off his temper. things that can be brushed off with easy explanations like “im under a lot of stress”

as time goes on and the mnemosurgeons chip away at him, the internal (and external) justifications mount into things like “i must be coming down with something” and “maybe i should take a break”

sometimes during nights with orion pax he mentions feeling strange, and jokingly says “maybe this revolution stuff is taking its toll” (and orion just worries, as shockwave becomes less and less recognizable)

then bigger things go missing. he stands under the starry sky and feels...just a vague hint of curiosity instead of the wonder he’d become so used to. and when the horror sets in, its so muted that it draws only more panic until it’s something resembling the actual feeling

he tries to justify it, figure out some kind of reasonable explanation, but things have whittled away for so long that he just doesn’t know where things began. he goes to confront the senate.

yeah i thought that was really cool because they’re clearly outgunned and from even the little ticks you can tell ratchet and wheeljack have No business being there alongside obvious better fighters like optimus

Another curly straw is to blame probably

im worried hes a discount bin grr martin (who isnt. particularly good anyway) which is like THE OPPOSITE of what transformers needs

yeah that’s what im worried about

im screaming this reads like someone asking about where to find the pots and pans in a retail store