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morty animorph (this drawing is part of a magma, hence the nondescript blue blob in the corner. if you want to see that drawing, you can view it here)
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morty animorph (this drawing is part of a magma, hence the nondescript blue blob in the corner. if you want to see that drawing, you can view it here)
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Okay, Rick and Morty is funny, but usually not funny enough to actually get me to laugh… like yeah I’ll think some bits are funny, but not enough to express that rlly
But there are some scenes… that are so fucking funny… and I think I’m a horrible person because the “you should use ur left hand to eat more vegetables” was the first time I died laughing at a RnM bit! Like, the casual delivery was pure gold and then just pretending like he never said that 😭 lizard Morty is fucking evil for that I love him so much lmao
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Lizard Rick n Lizard Morty for @inubaki91
Thank you for all the beautiful artworks you've drawn for me, I hope you like these two!
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RICK AND MORTY INC QUOTES
Morty: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Rick: Killed without hesitation. Morty: No-
Morty: Wh- R-Rick! I- I can explain. Rick: Can you? Morty: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie!
Beth: Go to Hell! Jerry, tearing up while thinking of his demon ‘friends’: I wish I could..
Jerry: Beth and I don’t use pet names, I swear! Rick: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Jerry: Honey? Beth: Yes, dear? Jerry: Rick: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Jerry: Fitness tip! Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Summer: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Morty: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
*Summer and Morty sitting in jail together after stealing something from Rick* Summer: Who are we going to call? Morty: I’d call Rick, but I feel safer in jail.
ricks wife or smthn idk: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Rick: I'm a knife. Bird Person, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.
Jerry, driving Morty and Summer: So how was your day? Morty: We almost got surprise adopted! Jerry: What? Summer: Oh, we almost got kidnapped. Jerry: Cool! Jerry: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!\
Beth: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Jerry: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Beth: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME! Rick, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
*Summer mixing a drink* Beth: Any chance that’s for me? Summer: It’s for Rick. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Morty: Oh geez, I never realized the forethought that went into b-being a disappointment.
Lizard Morty: What did you guys get in your yearbook? c137 Morty: 'Prettiest Smile' Fat/Left Handed Morty: 'Nicest Personality' Cowboy Morty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Evil/President Morty: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Jerry: Favorite horror movie? Beth: It! Rick: Saw. Summer: Annabelle. Morty: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.
Your 4 favorite Mortys 💕
Now that the citadel was destroyed, they're gone. 😭