#livebeige

To the tune of Winter Wonderland

Taupe and cream Are you listening? In the lane Beige is glistening

A beautiful sight We’re khaki tonight Walking in a neutral wonderland

Gone away Is the blue shirt Here to stay Are ecru shirts

With linen and tan We’ll all be so bland Walking in a neutral wonderland

In the morning we’ll go to Ann Taylor Maybe see if J.Crew has a sale I have lots of coupons from their mailer We’ll need new clothes for wintering in Vail

Later on We’ll admire Tawny scarves By the fire

Colors can fade But beige will remain Walking in a neutral wonderland.

Walking in a neutral wonderland…

By harnessing the power of Power Beige, you will be able to:

-Haphazardly cradle some manila folders while you stare amusedly at something slightly off camera -Give a presentation to no one in particular -Stare straight ahead with confident, almost defiant poise, as if you are daring people in your office to photograph you and your coffee -Sit at your desk and play on your phone, BUT NOW IN BEIGE -Wear flared pants that hit mid-calf without looking like a member of the Lollipop Guild

We’ve been training for this everyone! Go out there and BE BEIGE!

Wear beige. Eat beige. Sit beige.