#litpending

Anyway I shudder to think of the amount of protein it must take to keep Hideyoshi running, but I don't think he really cares that much what he eats as long as it enables his strength to wax in perpetuity. I mean I wouldn't be surprised if Hanbei had told some steward at some point that Hideyoshi must recieve elaborate meals to show off his metaphorical dick size - like Hideyoshi must never consume the food of a drunken hobo, that is the past - and he's just like ok yeah sounds good because that's what Hideyoshi does.

Oh but then I would forever have to be telling you to clean yourself up :>

He's allowed to though, I am Takenaka Hanbei and I have definitely never gotten a drop of blood on anything, ever.

I'm going to have a cape and sword belt >< By the end of the night, I had better. I've spent over an hour longer than I meant to on these appliques today though, one of those little triangle fuckers just frayed out of my hands when I had it halfway on. I'm so close to done. Takenaka Hanbei you prissy little fuck.

I'm really glad I noticed that because literally I can still feel where I was wearing them like half an hour ago or whatever they would have literally not been wearable

That is my approach to sewing in general as we can see from how I'm going about this jacket

Well, so does Hanbei's, really, they're pretty complicated but it should be fun