The Night Watch (by Sarah Waters) (spoiler commentary)
Robert: Duncan! Why the fuck are you living with our former prison warden?
Duncan: oh, hi Robert! normal reasons.
Robert: Vivian. I'm worried about your brother living with his former prison warden. I'm very concerned for him. Even though there was nothing gay between us. despite being former cellmates. hey, are you even listening to me?
Viv: *internal monologue* I have a simple gold ring from my Tragic Past, which was given to me by a chivalrous butch lesbian. But don't worry! it was not given as a lover's token! i am straight, not bisexual. there was no narrative reason not to make me bisexual, but here i am. the most interesting thing about my love life was that i had a prolonged affair with a married man whom i am slowly losing interest in.*
Robert: wrapped up in your own little world, just like your brother. god you look like him.
Viv : hm? OH MY GOD THERE SHE IS
*Viv darts across the street to the cinema. she has a brief conversation with Kay, returns the ring, and thanks her for protecting her and getting her the medical care she desperately needed w/o going to jail*
Viv: oh my god, what a relief!
Robert: so you really weren't waiting for a date?
Viv: no, just someone who did me a favor once
Robert: will you date me? please please please please please please please
*across town, as Duncan waits for Robert, realizes he's being stood up, and dreads saying 'good night' to his old prison warden.*
Duncan: hang on. i don't have to keep living with this old Christian Scientist weirdo and being sexually harassed by him every night.
Duncan: *walks to Robert's in his pajamas and raps at the window. Robert helps him in through the window after Robert's landlady has gone to bed*
Robert: oh, shoot, I didn't come by because I ran into your sister! she let me kiss her goodnight :3
Duncan: yay!
THE END! that's the end of their storyline. is the 'happy ending' for these characters supposed to be that Viv stops seeing her married boyfriend, and starts dating her little brother's former cellmate instead? If Robert dates Vivian, establishing a social bond w/ Duncan outside of 'former cellmate', is that supposed to make it less weird for them become roommates? (Since Duncan's current, unappealing options are living w/ his homophobic relatives, or keeping his current lodgings by playing house with someone who's exploiting him / guilting him into sex?)
if Vivian and Robert get married, and let Duncan live with them in some cramped apartment--is that supposed to be the ending?!?!?!?!
(i would read that sequel. it would be extremely fucked-up, but at least in a more interesting and fun way that a lot of the plotlines in this book)
fuckin Robert, Mr. I Have Fucked Women, So I Don't Want Your Brother. By The Way, You Look So Much Like Him, Can I Please Kiss You please please please please please
















