#list based comedy

- Equis

Grindr = Team Deathmatch

Bumble = Capture the Flag

OkCupid = Domination

Match.com = Kill Confirmed

eHarmony = Payload

Plenty of Fish = Role Play

make a playlist in itunes that was <80 minutes long and didn’t have any songs with long (3+ seconds) periods of silence or you’ll have a track break in the middle of a song

put a special track that was three seconds of silence between each song or when you record it won’t make track breaks in the right spots

check the time again to make sure it’s still under 80 mins or you’ll have to drop or swap out a song

hook the m-m stereo audio cable to the headphone jack on the imac and adjust the volume to 60% because the output tends to run low

hook the the md recorder up to the other end of the cable and put the volume to 50%

hit record on the md recorder and then press play in itunes after more than one but less than 3 seconds or you’ll have a phantom track

do not do anything on the imac for 80 mins that might make sound or it will be all over the recording you’re trying to make

let the the playlist run

wait did you remember to turn off shuffle in itunes?

fuck, okay, i guess we have to start over with shuffle turned off

let the playlist run (again)

great! now you can listen to your mix on the 90 minute bus ride to school tomorrow

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$10/month: You can follow me on facebook

$50/month:  I will follow you on twitter

$100/month: I will follow you on the social media platform of your choice

$150/month: I will unblock you on the social media platform of your choice

You like to sleep?  Foam mattress

You like to fuck?  Spring mattress

March 10

March 14

April 20

April 30

Ska Tier

Damn

Hell

Piss

South Park Tier:

Shit

Fuck

Asshole

Rated-R Movie Tier

Motherfucker

Cocksucker