#lisbthslander

    “Hey how are ya,” he muttered after abruptly getting up from his own seat on the subway and grabbing another seat much closer to the lone woman. It was a strange thing to do, no doubt about it, especially when the rest of the train was vacant except for one guy who was looking at her in a way that Richie didn’t like one bit. 

    Sure, she looked like the type who could take care of herself (hell, most likely better than Richie ever could) but there was strength in numbers, right?

   They found a new lookout spot just as the sun was beginning to set. Between them, the view could hardly be called romantic, but it seemed to accent them both, their uniqueness, in a way Isaac liked. While his smile was usually enough to dim the harshness of his tattoos and Harley, the soft orange-y pink had Lisbeth looking almost gentle. Approachable, even. 

   He could have giggled, yet instead just passed his pack of smokes over to her. 

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send $ for an accidental text.

[SMS: Lizards Salamander]: you think i could pull her around with a giant magnet she’s got so much stuff in her face

[SMS: Lizards Salamander]: like nyoom look out here comes lisbeth chasin the magnet 

[SMS: Lizards Salamander]: wait 

this makes sense also imagine norma meeting lisbeth in prison OMG

oh my god no even in prison, norma would be the most in-your-face thing, like she’d try to just keep to herself i think but the second someone pisses her off she’s just klasjfkd

also i’m having emotions thinking about how fast norman would fall apart with her gone for so long :’( norman would have to live with dylan ugh im sad

I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE POTENTIAL THIS HAS…..THATS SO CUTE TBH

i didn’t think about it either till now but they are hella similar really. bisexual hacker nerds with weird fashion styles. horrible diets. asocial as hell. i don’t remember if lisbeth has a smoking habit but i’m 99% sure she does? and the tragic backstories... pls...

ME WITH LISBETH TBH……………..

i love ur hair!