#lisa fluff

Even if she won't train, Lisa will care for her diet, and will keep an eye on yours too if you ask her to. She'll buy more of her natural yogurts, fruits, granola and other healthy foodstuffs. You'll be in good hands - Lisa will buy you shakes and foods with lots of protein to help build that dazzling body of yours. 

If at any point you find yourself tempted to cheat, she’ll gently remind you of your goal and help you resist. 

She's a vegetarian herself, but will not, to any extent of the word, force her views upon you. She just dislikes the taste of meat, especially when it's fried. The heartburn she feels after is straight up awful. Still, she won't object to making you hearty meals with all the love she has. After all, she has all the time in the world. 

Although she wouldn't ever come to the gym herself, it's different with you there. Lisa will gladly tag along to keep you company whenever she can. She won't hesitate to do her research, helping you in maintaining the proper position and form as you train. Need a break? She'll pass you the water and take away the weights (according to her ability). Feeling tired or bored? Lisa will be there, keeping a conversation or reading out loud to you - this way you train both your mind and your body. She'll get you whatever help she can offer. 

Is she accompanying you to gawk at your bare chest, your tensing, sweaty muscles, hear your masculine groans of exertion as you lift inhuman weights and give it your all? See you doing what men do, pushing yourself to the limit to become bigger, better, faster and stronger? Perhaps. Is that an invalid reason? Not at all. 

After a certain amount of these trips, the mage will start eyeing the exercise mats with increasing curiosity. Of course she wouldn't do any actually tiring exercises, but it wouldn't hurt to stretch a little, would it? Being flexible has a few uses Lisa can't think of, most of which involve you~

The first few times would render her limbs and joints crying in pain as years of “rust” come off. It would surely leave her grumpy the next day, but it's alright - you'll do your duty and massage her pains away, won’t you? 

When going at them, Lisa likes to do stretches that let her poor back get some lovely relief. Every time she begins the cobra stretches of the day, she can't help but sigh in satisfaction. The first one's the best, no doubt about that. On the other hand, those exercises that require her to lean down are the cause of her pains rather than the relief. Toe touches aren't easy, and things like forward folds are the stuff of nightmares, the mere thought of which is enough to make her spine ache.

Ningguang isn't one to work out either. She’s on a strict diet, planned out for her by the best dietitian and cooked by the best chef Mora can buy. Each of her meals has its calories counted to the letter, and - should the situation demand it - Ningguang is capable of counting them herself. Even when there's no label, she's able to judge it with impressive accuracy. 

It's thanks to this attentive lifestyle that she can flaunt her wasp waist. Even if a person's worth is more in merit than appearance, impeccable beauty can go a long way too. Oftentimes just her looks alone can charm an interlocutor, leading to favorable outcomes. 

Eating this little has a downside, coming in the form of low energy levels. She can push pencils all day long, but even short jogs can find her out of breath after a while. Ningguang gets tired and sore fairly easily, making it no surprise that she avoids straining herself. 

She avoids training, but that doesn't mean she simply sits around looking pretty. Each of her mansions is equipped with a rich and well stocked gym for use at yours and hers leisure. Before you came they were mostly gathering dust, but your interest in training reminded her of that purchase. It was nice to see they finally had a use. 

Sometimes, on a slow day, Ningguang will bring out her sport gear and join you in the training room. Most of her time she'll do stretches or use the treadmill, since these don't increase muscle mass that much - the high class canon of beauty doesn't include muscle girls, nor does she see the appeal if truth is told. She's the Tianquan, not some… sea captain. 

Besides, that would be threading on your territory. Why be muscular if you're the muscle man here? If you're strong, then she'll be swift and agile. Perfectly complementary, wouldn't you say? 

When it comes to date ideas, a gym date is a unique one to be sure, but she doesn't mind. It gives both of you a chance to show off your hard earned physiques and spend some quality time together. Ningguang enjoys you spotting for her, even if she won't do the exercises by herself. The attention is always appreciated. 

She wouldn't admit that to anyone, but she enjoys goofing around with you. Using her as a dumbbell or doing push-ups with her casually sitting on your back is both amusing and quite flustering - getting a first hand experience of your strength never fails to get her a little red. But don't tell anyone, or else…!

Sometimes when she needs to think, Ningguang visits you and simply enjoys your presence in silence. There's something hypnotic about you going about your business and the repetitive motions of the equipment. Many times she watched you in silence, only to mutter a silent ‘got it’ before getting up and thanking you with a kiss. Each time after she left the room you were left fairly confused. Confused, but happy to be of help nonetheless.

“Get inside. NOW!” You shout, your voice thundering through the usually peaceful forest. You are hardly ever this furious, however she knows this time is different.

Slinking inside, the sleek black cat makes her way into your cottage and jumps onto your desk chair. In a flash of light, Lisa transforms into her human form. She rests her chin on her hand and pouts, one of her purple fingernails tracing the wood of the table. She acts like she doesn't know why she's in trouble. But she does know why she's in trouble. And she thinks you're being terribly unfair.

You point to the mess on your workbench. It is full of glass shards from broken jars and potions spilling onto the floor. At least the flames of your candles are out and your grimoire is safe on your bookshelf. All of the important stuff is safe, which keeps your anger somewhat cooler. So Lisa pretends to not know why you are this mad at her. So she made a little mess! No big deal!

“What. Did. You. Do?” You snap, your pointing finger shaking in fury.

Lisa simply shrugs, acting like it wasn't that big of a problem, although she isn't making eye contact with you. “It was just an accident, that’s all. I was chasing a bat.”

“You were chasing a bat.” Your glare wasn't making her relent and apologize. However, she is fidgeting in her seat, unhappy with the lecture you're about to throw her way. “YOU WERE CHASING A BAT ON MY WORKBENCH AND SET ME BACK SIX MONTHS IN POTION WORK! TELL ME, WAS THAT BAT WORTH THE MESS YOU MADE?!”

“W-well, I didn’t want it to get anything that was important-”

“THOSE POTIONS WERE IMPORTANT!” You let out a scream of frustration before sinking down into a chair near the hearth, your head in your hands.

In all fairness, Lisa doesn't like to make you so upset. True, she knows she shouldn’t have been near your workbench with all your important projects out. Really, she knows she should've been smarter about the whole thing. Now she knows she needs to fix his mistake, somehow.

An idea dawns on her and before she can contemplate the effectiveness of it, she gets to work.

First things first, Lisa grabs a log near the hearth and stokes the fire more. This allows her more light to work with. Taking a slender stick from the fire, she starts to light the candles near the workbench and begins to clean up. She takes her time and care when handling the glass shards and mopping up the potions. She doesn't want to cross-contaminate anything or accidentally get something on her. The last time she messed with your potions, she had spiky neon fur for a month that would change colors every time she sneezed (which was frequently, due to another potion she was doused with). You wouldn’t stop laughing at her, which positively vexed her. But now she finds herself smiling at the memory. It was nice hearing you laugh rather than you yelling at her like you did earlier.

As she finishes cleaning up, you appear by her side. You don't say anything at first, just stare at the now clean table. She doesn't say anything to you. She just keeps her eyes on you, wondering what you'll say or how exactly you'll react to her attempts to remedy the situation.

Your voice is quiet when you reply, “thank you, Lisa.”

“I’m sorry, for making such a mess and putting you behind in your work. I didn’t mean to be so careless. I'm truly sorry.”

“I forgive you.” You assure her before adding, “But now you have to help me remake all of the potions you destroyed.”

She winces before nodding. “I completely understand. I’ll help with whatever you need help with.”

You smile at her, but it isn't your usual tender smile you give her. It holds mischief and a slight bit of malice in it. “You have to go out into the forest and replenish all of my ingredients you ruined. And when I run out, you have to go out again and repeat every time I run out until all the potions are done for the year.”

Lisa opens her mouth to protest, but swallows her objections. She could be getting it a whole lot worse. Sure, she hates foraging alone, but you need the time and concentration to redo all of those potions she destroyed. It was the least she can do for all the trouble she caused you.

“Alright, I’ll do it.”

You scratch the top of his head, right between where her ears would be if she were in her cat form. The action makes her scowl, as she finds it demeaning. “Thank you, Lisa. Now go fetch!”

"Our big score huh” Y/N emphasized , putting on his mask while T does the same, and jumping out and making their way into the bank,

Opening the door, and rubbing inside inside as T took down the security guard hitting him in the back of the head. While Y/N jumped over the counter,

"EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GET BACK FROM THE COUNTER AND ON YOUR KNEES" He yelled, waving his M762 at the few workers In front of him.

Luckily , they listened scared shitless for their lives as Y/N took their phones in tandem with T, who’s taking the phones from the customers, once done,

"Bank manager, Get the hell up!" Y/N barked, and after a few seconds a man in his late 50's got to his feet.

"Not you!" Y/N said shoving the man back on the floor, and pointing towards a woman, "Her" he says, staring dead straight at the actual bank manager.

"EVERYONE GO TO THE FUCKING FRONT!" Y/N yells, making the rest of the workers go around to join the customers, quivering on the marble floor,

While he drags the manager unceremoniously towards the vault, as Trevor deals with the rest, keeping an eye on them

"When is the time lock going to be released ?" Y/N asks her, even though he knows when,

"At around 9 a clock" the manager blurt out shuttering through her sentence.

"Don't lie to me, it's gonna be released at 08:30, I fucking know that shit!" He says shaking her with one hand as he grits his teeth, eyes steely behind his mask, before gruffly letting out a breath

"Listen, I won't hurt you, but that dude over there ," Y/N says as calmly as he can while pointing at Trevor, who's taunting the others with his gun, like a mad man if not a pure lunatic,

"I can't say the same thing for him, so don't get yourself killed for somebody else's cash" He says patronizingly shaking her shoulder, while watching the clock, only 15 seconds left on it, "Alright, open it" He tells her once the clock reaches 08:30.

She shakes, both from the fear and the adrenaline raving inside her body but she gets it open and then gets dragged inside with Y/N while he starts shoving cash in his bag,

Once the bag's filled to the brim, Y/N leads the manager back to the front where everyone else is,

That's when he sees T talking to a female customer and harassing her, scoffing in frustration, Y/N pulls him back,

"You're supposed to be looting the drawers, you horny fuck!" He says bewildered to say the least,

Making Trevor wave his hand dismissively, blabbering a lame excuse "I already did, fucking hell, I'm just having a little fun." Smirking a little, "I'm thinking I might take her with us-" he says, only to get shutdown,

"That's not happening, T" Y/N says pretty straightforward..

But of course; Trevor doesn't get simplicity, "This is the big score and I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want" he says before pushing Y/N, almost making him drop his loaded bag, while he saunters to the woman, "Come here girly"

*THUNK* he falls short however as Y/N, smacks him with the back of his M7 knocking him into oblivion, followed by a thud as the heavy bag of loot falls from Trevor's shoulder,

"You fucking idiot, T" Y/N mutters, kicking Trevor's unconscious body, before checking his watch, no time to waste but he needs that second loot bag,

"Ay, you" He calls back pointing to a brunette woman, kneeling in the corner with the rest of the customers, "What's your name?"

"Lisa" The said brunette says back, astonishingly less afraid than the rest,

Y/N nods, "Okay Lisa. You are going to pick up my friend's bag and come with me" He says kicking the bag, making it skid to Lisa,

"no, she won't " some wannabe macho-man suddenly yells as he gets to his feet and stands in front of Lisa, angering the already fiery rage in Y/N,

"don't be a hero today, you'll get killed" He says deathly calm, hand already on his trigger, he didn’t come in thinking he’d kill, but now he doesn’t care,

But people do say, women are smarter than men, as Lisa inches closer,

“I'll come, just-, don't hurt the others " she says shakily, but it seems fake as she brushes past the so called blubbering hero and hurls up T's bag.

Y/N pulls her in front of him, using her as a human shield,

"Dont any of you dare follow us, otherwise you'll also be on the ground like him" Y/N says pointing towards T, while he kicks him again for good measure,

Getting out of the bank while making sure Lisa was in front of him, he rushed to the getaway car, shoving her quickly in the passenger side and tossing the loots in the back, he runs to the driver's side, driving away as quickly as he possibly can.

Speeding out of the city fast, at a constant speed and the constant feel of the silence around him and the dewy brown eyes on him,

Y/N finally stops the car inside one of the tunnel entrances under a random bridge, “Yes?" He says quirking one eyebrow, but of course she doesn’t answer so he takes off his mask, throwing it carelessly wherever,

"T had it coming, okay?" He says shrugging while faux jutting his bottom lip,

"Yeah, I guess so, but I didn't think you would knock him out , like actually, Y/n" she finally says, with a chuckle, and a shake of her head,

“Meh” is all Y/N says shrugging, seeming almost childish and not the big; bad robber from just minutes ago,

They stare at each other for a few more seconds before breaking into smiles, "we get extra money this time huh?" she speaks up again,

Y/N nods with a cheeky smile, pulling her into his chest and pecking her temple, “Mhm” he answers lazily while hugging her, as police cars zoom past the tunnel entrance sirens blaring,

But Lisa just hugs his arm, not even flinching, “I love you" is all she says snuggling closer

a/n: yikes man, what was middle schooler me thinking, this is deffo getting removed once I start posting “sophisticated” one shots lmao🥲

You slid your hand under Lisa’s pyjama top and stroked her hot skin. You traced your fingers up the grooves of her ribs, and over the curves of her soft breasts. 

Lisa moaned. “You smell like tequila. How many drinks have you had?” 

You nipped her jaw. “Only two.” You hiccupped. “Fine. Six.” 

“Six!” Lisa cried. “Jeez, babe. I’m getting you some water - you'll thank me in the morning. Now, why don't you get into your PJs."

You wiggled your eyebrows suggestively. “Oh, so you want me naked?” You tried to pull your dress over your head, but somehow, your arm ended up getting stuck.

Lisa sighed. She gently helped you out of your dress. “You are gorgeous, but no sex tonight, babe."

“Really?” you said, pouting. 

Lisa tucked you into bed and lay down beside you. She wrapped one arm around your waist, and kicked her leg over yours, holding you close. 

Lisa leaned forwards and pecked your lips.

“Get some sleep," she said, winking. "Tomorrow, I might change my mind."

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MAIN MASTERLIST

BEIDOU

✧ she’s a big flirt herself, so whenever you make a charming comment, she’s making one right back. it can catch you off guard a lot of the time, especially in the beginning of your relationship.

✧ you saw beidou sitting with some papers in her hand, so naturally you approached her. it wasn’t often she sat and was seemingly doing nothing, so this was an opportunity. when you reached her and peeked over her shoulder, you saw beautiful photographs of landscapes from different areas on Teyvat.

✧ she noticed your presence and greeted you briefly, making a comment about how you’re nosy, and continue flipping through the pictures.

✧ she got to a close up of a dog— it was sitting and looking up at the camera, it’s tongue was out like it had been panting.

✧ on instinct, you told beidou that the dog was almost as cute as her. which wasn’t true— she was obviously way cuter than any dog, but you were being cheesy right now.

✧ you heard her chuckle and she turned her head to the side to look at you. she reached up and grabbed your jaw, placing a lingering kiss to your lips. it was unexpected and left your lips tingling. you felt blood rush to your cheeks, making them hot to the touch. she just laughed at you again and turned back to her photos.

"you’re the cute one."

LISA

✧ you know how flirty lisa is, and you try to prepare yourself every time… but you can’t. whenever you think you’re ready for whatever remark she has, she surprises you. she really enjoys your reactions. thinks it’s amusing how you can flirt so aimlessly but can’t take it being handed back.

✧ when you walked into her library, you were met with the standard "hey cutie". you were used to it, so you barely noticed. you greeted back with your own pet name for her and scanned the shelves as you walked to her.

✧ you didn’t pick any up, simply because you weren’t really looking, just avoiding her gaze. sometimes her stare alone can make you a bit flustered, and you were tired of her ability to make you hot in the face so easily.

✧ when you got to her desk she waved to the seat next to her, reserved for you and you alone. once seated, she placed a peck to the side of your head, something she always did.

✧ you looked around her desk and picked up the book closest to you, turning it over and scanning the back. you knew books that sat on her desk are usually recommended to you by her, so you decided to read the summary to see what you were in for. she asked if you had read that one yet, and you shook your head like she knew you would.

✧ "the main character reminds me of you, a cute little thing."

✧ her words made your stomach flutter, but you already had a comeback before she finished her sentence.

✧ you placed the book down with a sigh, "i was hoping she’d be more sexy, like you."

✧ when you turned to face her she was already staring at you, an amused look in her eyes. you knew it was a stare off, and you knew you couldn’t lose and look away first.

✧ you saw her eyes flicker to your lips and— wait, was she getting closer? once you felt her hand cup your cheek, you knew she felt how hot it was. she leaned close, but never connected your lips. you realized she was teasing and mentally huffed. she wanted you to be the one to kiss her.

✧ when you caught the smirk on her face, you closed the gap without thinking. your arms instinctively went up to her face. one hand was placed to her cheek, and the other grabbed her hand that was against yours.

✧ you knew you caught her off guard when she jolted a little at first. you bathed in your glory for a moment before you pulled away, reminding yourself that you’re in a public library.

✧ she looked a little shocked, her eyebrows a bit higher than normal and her eyes slightly wider. you smiled cheekily at her before she composed herself.

"my my, aren’t you a bit eager today… i quite like it."

YAE MIKO

✧ teases and flirts ALL. THE. TIME. you cannot catch a break. whenever she’s bored she‘ll find you and relentlessly tease you till you have smoke coming out of your ears and a stomach full of butterflies. you rarely get the chance to say something flirty because she beats you to it, and when you do she just flips it around.

✧ she requested your presence at once, causing her maids to find you and drag you back to her shrine. not that you minded of course— you liked when she summoned you, it meant she was thinking of you.

✧ once arrived, you were greeting by her with a smile. she gestured for you to follow her and she led you somewhere more private. this wasn’t unusual, whenever she wanted your company while at the shrine it was because she wanted to chat, and she didn’t want anyone else to hear.

✧ but of course, you had to comment. you teased her about going somewhere private, playfully complaining about how if she wanted to be alone with you that badly all she had to do was ask.

✧ you were met with a chuckle in response and felt her hand grab yours. she abruptly stopped and pulled you back towards her, playing a quick kiss to your lips.

✧ "i simply couldn’t help myself, you’re too irresistible."

✧ her remark threw you off, causing you to get tongue tied as she continued dragging you along. once arrived to your usual chatting spot, she did a lot more flirting than chatting, obviously trying to get revenge at your attempt to fluster her. by the end of it all you were practically a puddle.