#linderel

spix’s disk-winged bats have literal suction cups on their wings and feet that let them stick to smooth surfaces like a sticky-hand toy!

unlike the simian primates, lemurs do have a single residual claw on both of their feet!

this appendage is indeed a true claw instead of a fingernail, and lemurs use it like a comb to keep their fur clean and expertly coiffed. 

until very recently (in geological terms, anyway) if you were inclined to go sprinting off randomly into the madagascar bush like a total idiot, you might have come face to face with a giant lemur roughly the size and shape of a male gorilla!

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Archaeoindris shared space with humans for a few thousand years before tragically going extinct in about 300 BCE, well after the pyramids had been built! Alexander the Great was storming a WHOLE bunch of angry pachyderms over a mountain range while this thing was still shuffling around quietly in the underbrush, stuffing leaves and wild tubers into its horrible giant lemur maw with wild abandon.

when under duress the african spiny mouse will shuck itself like an ear of corn, literally sloughing its skin off fur and all! this is useful for leaving a predator with a mouthful of really gross skin-on fur and no actual mouse, but absolutely under no circumstances should you google it.

Rules: 1. always post the rules 2. answer the questions asked and then write 11 new ones 3. tag 11 people

1. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Either in Iceland or in a nice house not far from where I live now (one of the prettiest neighbourhoods in town is about 1 km from here, by the river).

2. What is your biggest fear? Drowning

3. What would you change about yourself if you could? I’m too lazy to do proper exercise, so I would definitely change that. I’m also not very good at getting to know new people, so that too.

4. What really makes you angry? Bigoted and dishonest people who screw others over for money!

5. What is your proudest accomplishment? I HAVE A PILOT’S LICENCE! I STILL  CAN’T SAY IT WITHOUT SHOUTING!

6. What makes you laugh the most? My significant other and our dog.

7. What was the last movie you went to? What did you think? Crimson Peak. I liked it. It was a good old-fashioned ghost story. It wasn’t particularly scary, but that’s okay, I was in the mood for something like that anyway! And it had great actors. Pretty much the entire cast consisted of my favourites.

8. What did you want to be when you were small? Either a pilot or a Olympic-level equestrian.

9. If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be? I WOULD FLY ALL THE PLANES.

10. Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car? Ride a horse. Unless the weather’s really crappy. Then I would drive a car.

11. What would you sing at Karaoke night? Something embarrassing and silly, probably, since I would most likely be drunk off my arse.

My questions:

1. Which fictional universe would you live in and why? 2. Who is your favourite fictional character and why? 3. Favourite song? 4. Have you ever written poetry? 5. Knowing what you know now, would you study the same thing at the university? 6. If you could travel back in time, where would you go? 7. Favourite book? 8. Favourite historical period (even if you didn’t want to time travel there)? 9. Who would you cast as the next James Bond? 10. What about the next Doctor? 11. Pirates, ninjas or vampires?

omg, okay. you're the fourth person to send me a message about this same problem, but for the life of me i don't know what's happening.

the theme looks fine to me in all my browsers (chrome, safari, firefox), and also in both my ipad, laptop, and computer. so i honestly don't know what the frick is going ooonnn

Hahaha, thank you kindly!!! I’ve heard that laughing makes you live longer, so now you have even MORE time to dread the mere existence of such literature!