I can tell I'm about to start my period because we rented this dumpster today, right? to clean out the garage? and my husband's friends came over and started mansplaining why we need to stack shit in it to maximize the space. meanwhile I'm just like "THROW IT ALL AWAY" and I threw a couple of boxes inside it. then my husband and his friend tossed an old mattress in, and it didn't "fit", so the friend says "see, that's why we need to stack it" and I held my motherfucking tongue and came inside the house, where I will stay until they leave, and if they ask for help, I will say no, because obviously I am a woman and I don't know how to throw shit away the right way.