A quick run through on what’s happened so far during the Pride event:
@jaxxandrews and @milton-john have married no thanks to the little love spell @eevaheikkinen and @heircftituba put over their bridal expo. Ten bucks says that marriage won’t last the night!
Congratulations, it’s a... a monster? @emersontilley and @vahagnn‘s little smut fest in the lobby bathroom was interrupted by the gruesome birth of some strange wiggling creatures chewing their way out of some poor old chap. Some of those things seemed to have escaped down the toilet and the drains, so watch out the next time you sit down to use a toilet!
You’d think Pride would be an all you can eat buffet for a sex demon, but @pretty-succuboy seems to be having the worst luck this year, not just one immune fuck, but two? Ouch.
It might have not been by the most conventional means, but it looks like @amara-salazar has finally won a date with @emersontilley . At the rate Emerson’s getting around, seems like @i-dream-of-genies will be the only person he hasn’t slept with.