May 31
Bro I just ate a tuna melt for dinner and good god, Ilya and Shane had to be in fucking heat to be panting this smell in each other’s mouths
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Bro I just ate a tuna melt for dinner and good god, Ilya and Shane had to be in fucking heat to be panting this smell in each other’s mouths
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I think it’s so funny that Ashari parents make sure not to give birth under the ruidus moon through sheer will.
“there’s no fucking way I’m raising a Scorpio, wait an hour”
You can't tell me Izuocha Isn't Canon
Every male sim I been making I been hating…. Like this is crazy. I need to find some male skin details
why is the new tumblr reblog graph feature showing me a biblically accurate angel
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WHAT, THAT IS SO CUTE?!?!??!! BRING EVERY CLICHÉ, COME AS YOU ARE.
NONIE, I AM ON MY WAY, WE NEED TO COLLAB.
AND TOTALLY HAVE @marsystarsy AS DA ILLUSTRIOUS ILLUSTRATOR.
Omo, something totally silly would be like, Jumin is a very fast reader, and so is MC — but not nearly as fast as Jumin is.
So, when they do read this book together, Jumin is already flipping to the next page.
And MC is like, “I’m not done yet.”
And Jumin: “How long do you need?”
MC: “Two seconds! Jeez!”
Jumin: *LEGIT WAITS FOF TWO SECONDS, AND FLIPS THE PAGE*
You: “I wasn’t — hello?!”
Jumin: “You said two seconds. Two seconds have passed, and you only have yourself to blame for your lack of clarity.”
You: “You know what, let me hold the book.”
And Jumin hands the book off to you like, “The time you’re spending arguing with me could be used to finish the pages you’re on.”
Which you scoff at impishly, and you decide to re-read the pages again because some jerk distracted you…
And he decides to re-read with you for the sake of keeping his mind fresh on the current plot points…
AND THAT’S WHEN THE FINGERS BRUSH TOGETHER AS THEY BOTH GO TO TURN THE PAGE, AND THAT’S WHERE I, PERSONALLY, DIE. 😂🤸🏽♂️
Can we appreciate the fact that all of this… has come from a minecraft smp… and they say it’s just a kids game