Look what you made me do
Tao: I'm sorry, the old Frankenstein can't come to the phone right now.
3rd Elder: Why?
Tao: Oh, because he had another sadism crisis and went out looking for bastards with white braids who took themselves for kings of the world and forced him to suffer horribly using the Dark Spear, but who are now on the run and trying to find meaning in their lives completely fucked.
3rd Elder: ... Okay...
Tao: Nah, I'm kidding. He's just in the shower.
3rd Elder: Ah. I will call another day. *Hangs up quickly*
Tao: What did I say wrong?













