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what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
[12:27:47 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: I'll sea you later
[12:28:09 AM] Sheep: I'm shore you didn't mean to answer my joke differently
[12:28:28 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: you weren't to pacific
[12:28:54 AM] Sheep: don't be a beach
[12:29:14 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: wow that's colder than the arctic
[12:29:47 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: but the joke is as dead as the red sea :U
[12:30:28 AM] Sheep: I don't sink so
[12:30:46 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: the titanic sure did
[12:31:29 AM] Sheep: that was terrible, you need kelp
[12:32:09 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: nah it was great I need to bask(-ing whale) in it
[12:32:29 AM] Sheep: salmon's gotta do it
[12:32:52 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: your jokes are old, you must be floundering about
[12:33:06 AM] Sheep: whale, I'm trying
[12:33:16 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: I eel you mate
[12:33:45 AM] Sheep: enough pooling around
[12:35:02 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: that joke is a bit fishy to me
[12:35:37 AM] Sheep: these puns may be gillariously terrible, but this shore is the longest I've punned. Water we even doing?
[12:35:41 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: are you jelly(fish)?
[12:36:12 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: cause you are shining like a (manta) ray of sunlight
[12:36:27 AM] Sheep: oh reel-y?
[12:36:35 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: hook line and sinker
[12:36:53 AM] Sheep: I fish this would end
[12:37:09 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: I used that one already :V
[12:37:42 AM] Sheep: are you squidding me?
[12:37:56 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: please your puns are like a wet sponge
[12:38:04 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: WHOOO LIvES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEAA
[12:38:18 AM] Sheep: you are floody terrible
[12:38:26 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: you delta good hand tho
[12:38:45 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: but you need to pond(er) your choices now
[12:38:50 AM] Sheep: are we fin-nished yet?
[12:39:07 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: I like he tuna that.
[12:39:37 AM] Sheep: these puns aren't kraken me up, send help
[12:40:08 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: the only help you'll get is in davy jones's locker
[12:40:30 AM] Sheep: are you doing this on porpoise?
[12:41:23 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: you're looking a bit green around the gills tho
[12:42:34 AM] Sheep: you're giving me a haddock
[12:43:11 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: wow your just (lam)preying on my jokes
[12:44:01 AM] Sheep: these puns are really crappie, mine especially orz
[12:45:12 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: that's a load of bass
[12:45:32 AM] Sheep: it a-piers you don't agree with me
[12:46:02 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: wow that sting(ray)s
[12:48:23 AM] Sheep: no need to get so steamed
[12:48:38 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: fite me shrimp :V
[12:50:23 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: ((jesus we've been going at this for 23 minutes))
[12:50:52 AM] Sheep: omg have we? holy carp
[12:51:05 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: pfft getting a bit crabby over here orz
[12:51:47 AM] Sheep: I'm moored with this
[12:52:11 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: you win
[12:52:16 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: you beat the pun master
[12:52:18 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: gg
[12:52:19 AM] Sheep: I fin
[12:52:34 AM] Sheep: holla
[12:52:36 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: fin-ish off your foe
[12:54:14 AM] Sheep: I can't
[12:54:23 AM] Dr. Minty ✿(ง’-â€˜ï¸ )ง: do eett
[12:55:03 AM] Sheep: this harpoons to be my last pun
[12:55:15 AM] Sheep: I truly can't sink of any others
[12:55:49 AM] Sheep: but hey, you got schooled
The bartender and I got into a heated argument during our manager's Christmas/birthday party, and I've been in love with her ever since.
ughhh sorry but I want a horizontal tongue piercing

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